Great. Yet another in a series of increasingly complex strategy games that will only serve to eat up my valuable time and make me feel like a moron.

I guess I don't have enough deceptive weasel types in my life. Or I do and remain blissfully ignorant. =D

I'm not sure which would be more depressing: the unfriend notifications themselves or knowing I installed a plugin just to track them.

The title made my day

The title made my day

The title made my day

Also that it was a fast food restaurant which (ideally) isn't your typical dining experience.

Oops! I fail semantics...

I consider it indicative of laziness more than lack of intelligence. Granted, the two can be hard to distinguish.

Ha ha well put. I've had arguments with English majors who didn't believe there was any such tense.

You have to try brandy sometime. I also recommend dash of amaretto or kahlua or something if you don't consider it sacrilegious. In my experience any booze that works in coffee also works in eggnog.

I was happier when I thought "microbeads" was just another made-up term for soap commercials, and not fish poison.

That font should be the first red flag. Don't trust tech advice that looks like an old-timey handbill!

Southernmost barbershop?

I wouldn't call it off topic. I'm pretty sure intellectual property does get leaked to homegrown Chinese companies, and that certainly makes the relationship more acrimonious. I can only assume that the companies outsourcing their production to China have decided (perhaps shortsightedly) that it's worth the cost.…

But how will I pass Contra without cheating?

Look at it again. It works like a cheese grater rather than a press.

Wow, they should have used finer print for that.

And that's why Red Orchestra is still one of my favourite online shooters.

That would disallow legitimate searches, for example, for this article. No idea why Mr. Condliffe couldn't find a better source than Daily Mail though.