I had a Great Horned Owl grab the bun on the back of my head one night when I was out running. It hit hard! I felt the blow, then saw the thing fly off with a wad of hair in its claw. There was a scratch on my scalp and blood. I don't know what it was thinking.

I think they're food.

I used to have a pet wolf spider who lived in a fishbowl. I captured crickets and grasshoppers for her for a year while she was my pet and I was genuinely sad when she croaked. She did make a couple of egg sacs in her fishbowl but since she had no mate they never became baby spiders. I thought about capturing a…

They don't have venomous fangs and a heinous number of eyes for a couple things.

I enjoy telling people "You're pretty much eating a fishbug" in seafood restaurants. The best part is the "Oh. You're right. This is a fishbug I'm eating" look they get.

I keep telling people that my fear of birds is rational. Stick a weighted tail on a chicken and it remembers that it's a velociraptor. Shit's scary.

Oh, shut up: it was a great match. If you cannot enjoy those incredible saves seen today don't even bother watching soccer.

Education

I haven't read books, but per what i read and Wiki

Was anybody else really creeped out / enraged by Cersei and Jaimie getting together like nothing ever happened like, you know, him RAPING HER BY HER NEWLY DEAD SON"S CORPSE or anything. The showrunners now have a history of throwing rape into the cannon plotline for no reason and then going on as though nothing ever…

I've always wished for a style magazine that got into detail about quality and construction issues. One that would point out for you which items had wonky hems, which ones would and wouldn't look all pilly and old after a few wearings, when something is made of a cheap material that is going to look a lot worse in…

Almost $350k, and that's just for the June issue. Can you imagine the total for September?

Hah, "I'm like the Picasso of not getting any, but I think I'm moving into a Dali phase."

Agreed...I feel like grocery stores get the creepiest people. I had a guy who came in late on one night (11:30pm and I was getting off at midnight) with blood on him. As I rang up his order he kept staring at me with his head cocked. Thankfully his order consisted of 2 bottles of colt 45 and some toilet paper so it…

Those are some sad tits.

Hold up. I can just drink water... I don't have to drink all of this urine anymore?

Maybe you had the net inside out.

People?

I ALWAYS got caught peeing into the pool.