Can you be more ignorant?

Map: Four Decades of Michael

I understand this reference!

If I ran into someone only to find out I'd hit Dolly Parton, I think I'd fall to the ground and kiss her rhinestone-encrusted feet while begging forgiveness.

A tisket, a tasket?

Yep. Pregnancy is the financially-stable, white woman's magic wand!

And there it is, folks! Bullseye!

Something about this article irks me, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Mold appears to be the flavor of the week. My house flooded last week and we just finished tearing up the carpet to find black mold growing on my textured white walls. How do I get the mold off without destroying the paint?

Is this show sponsored by Claire's? Yikes at the jewelry.

The gif reminds me of Pandemic 2...

http://youtu.be/f6H4r1kWqSMe I think Miley's voice is well-suited to this type of song. Seems Dolly agrees!

Why?

That's an eggcelent question.

BLESS YOU. I've been trying to get this adhesive crap off one of my shrugs for weeks!

Maybe it's just me, but using the phrase "spirit animal" in this way seems really disrespectful. Like, when Jennifer Lawrence was big on tumblr because she talked about how much she loved food or some nonsense, everyone was nonchalantly tossing around "OMG she is my spirit animal!!!". The whole thing just seems so…

As a biracial person, I get the beautiful skin comment occasionally, and it's almost always followed up with an "it's so exotic"-type clarifier. Always makes me feel like I'm some weird creature to be gawked at.

I want to live on your planet, where everything that we eat is completely harmless, corporate bigwigs make charity their biggest priority, and iridescent unicorns poop rainbows while singing Kumbaya.

I don't wanna be That Guy but uh

I wish there had been this much backlash when they had revealed Tiana and Mulan. Whitewashing sends a bad message too, y'know.