It was good enough to win Le Mans and to propel Her Gracious Majesty. With the same displacement. Could it be more British? And the answer is none. None more British.

Come on, we all like certain things tight rather than loose...

Less weight plus self-locking diff can do wonders. Even so, it's just f*cking incredible.

Even the box looks awesome.

Yep. That's what I call "having too thin a skin for such a sharp tongue".

It comes as quite shocking for us Spaniards the lever of sensitivity towards profane language in English (and most other languages. In Spain we don't use profanity to curse: we use it for common conversation. I think only colloquial Russian can be compared in that aspect.

Being intelligent or polite is like being powerful. If you need to say you are, well, you aren't.

And that's why sometimes I feel sorry I went to college. Higher education doesn't make you any less of a dick, it just costs you money and time.

Cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Because the DS3 is a Citroën.

I don't want the ticket to cost three times the usual fee for just a small edge in awesomeness and a bit of stealth that goes down the drain as soon as you want to actually launch your missiles...

Agreed.

I want to see a MiG-29 baddie doing Pugachev's Cobra.

James May in need of professional help?

Can you see the car that Jeremy drives around Monte Carlo? Well, it's one people can buy in their lifetime. In fact it's cheaper and more fun than a Mini. True, you cannot buy it in America, but it's a British show and they can buy the car.

Not even carrying that Ecclestone d-bag makes the Citroën DS3 Sport any less awesome.

It already happens in some places...

Crap and Hell?

I can take care of myself. My car can't take care of itself. And one should always protect the weak and defenceless. It's in the Code of Man.

Of course. One should never buy a car thinking it's going to be profitable. One should buy a car because he likes it.

Spit will do.