A Toyota Hilux with the bed converted into a complete living room. Including hookers.

@fusspilz: If it has a VW engine, VW suspension, VW steering, VW tyres and even VW headlights, sorry but it derives from a VW. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, because it was all they had, and they maximised performance from that basis. The similarity in design comes because they couldn't afford a clean…

These are dime-a-dozen in Spain, tough as nails and cheap to run. The downside is taht like all small Renaults it has no HVAC to deserve mention.

@adamcrombie: Too Good for this Sinful Earth.

@TyFC3S: Russian-DNA, British-bred. Like Helen Mirren or Peter Ustinov. Good choice.

Awesome. This is what makes engineering great: making the impossible become true and affordable.

Awesome. This is what makes engineering great: making the impossible become true and affordable.

@Elhigh: It will be sadly humiliated by a VW Beetle anyway.

Somewhere, the ghost of dr. Porsche is smiling.

@Demon-Xanth: Especially if you crash at more than 25 mph.

@duurtlang: "Handlin'? We ain't got no handlin'! We don't need no stinkin' handlin'!"

A Burgundy-red Peugeot 605 Diesel turbo. One of the most comfortable cars I've ever been in, with enough space in the rear to walk the dog. Every time we went on a trip I felt like in the film Ronin.

The 356-1, the UrPorsche.

What I infer from this ad is that, if you choose an S-klasse you'll go to bed late in your massive luxury house. If you choose the A8, you'll have to wake up early, like the average salaryman.

No Colombo No Party.

One should get paid for drinking that Southern Cone piss...

You need an ample boot (trunk) for the sacks of goodies, enough space for all robbers and good power.

@SpainIsInYurp:

Euro Honda Civic.

@vc-10: Yeah, "sporty" MPVs... very coherent. Besides there's Audi for sportiness. SEAT is VW for chavs (they do know their target, though, as they sell well in Spain).