But then you get it to the bedroom, take it out of it's packaging and realize neither of you have any games, so you're left dry-humping it for an hour and then crying with blueballs in the shower.

Heres an idea: Make it so you have to be licensed and go through an extensive Firearms course with everything from handling a weapon, firing a weapon (properly), target acquisition (most people if they're in a panic, say someone breaks into their house, will fire on the first shadow they see.. Could result in friendly…

Not to mention, it's a great utility weapon if you have a co-op partner running around. Usually if there's a monster that's a little bit faster or larger but not necessarily incredibly powerful (Plesioth comes to mind) my friend will run bow and attempt to Paralyze, Poison etc. while I try to cut it apart with a…

Theres big, half naked, sweaty men running around getting ripped up in games ALL THE TIME.

Kind of looks identical to SR3. But the superpowers look cool.. Hmmm..

I do love Roosterteeth, but seriously. Both Kotaku and RT: People have been doing this in Battlefield since the dawn of C4 in Battlefield. Every type of vehicle.

Every male character in The Simpsons is a retard.

Men are always depicted as perfect in video games. As in, perfect physique. That could be crippling to ones self image. However, most people can differentiate between fiction and reality. My argument is, there's all these female journalists bitching about something that doesnt actually matter at all. It's a made up…

Do you think women don't see these ripped, handsome male characters and go ''Dayum''?

It's a joke. A shitty, old joke. It's not a social statement. It's literally just a line of text meant to grab a chuckle. People need to stop taking shit so seriously.

If a kid is playing a game and coming away from it with ideas like that, then it's not the games fault. It's the parents fault. A child shouldn't be playing a game where there are scantily clad characters running around anyway. There's ratings for a reason.

He made a career out of what was profitable at the time. The character is funny. He's a funny guy. He just also happens to have some kickass artistic skills. I respect him for both things.

Oh wow. I've seen a large handful of the Hard Gay videos and thought they were hilarious. But he seemed to be a one trick pony. I've been into art for a while now, and seeing that this guy can do this? That raises my respect for him 10-fold. That is some crazy talent, well done. Really well done.

How is Kratos an ugly beast? He has super white skin, but other than that, he just looks like your average angry muscle-bound dude. And I'd say that wearing a loincloth like he does could be perceived as pretty suggestive. Same as if a woman were to wear one (as well as a torso wrap a-la Dark Souls) Afterall, he's…

How is a higher-than-olympic-level physique for every male character not as ridiculous as a thin women with cleavage?

And men aren't? Big, tall men, perfectly muscular, super handsome in every way, usually shirtless with their giant idealized stone-chiseled musculature on display? Hmmm~

I'll say the same thing I said on Sesslers review; Women want equality. I want equality for women. So in that case; let the women get kicked in the face with the boys. You can't want equality PLUS special treatment. You can't ask to be the person who kicks asses, but not the person who gets their ass kicked. If…

Dishonored seems super heavily inspired by the Thief series, so I could see why you'd say that

Am I the only one who thought AC3 was a blast? I think the low point in the series was Revelations, but even then, that game was still a blast.

Stalker is an open world survival-horror shooter. One of my favourite series. However, a completely different style of game to Crysis.