How exactly are slanted eyes mock-worthy? It’s a physical feature, like big ears or long necks.

At least the South Koreans aren’t wearing traffic cop jerseys signalling others to proceed slowly into the goal.

The kid activated his Ludicrous Stupidity mode.

How is Perez Hilton still a thing? I haven’t given this asshole a thought in ten years. Has anybody?

This was my first car ... mine was an ‘82. It’s fast only compared to a Beetle, man. We jokingly called mine the Machmobile because it couldn’t actually hit 70 mph and was laughably slow ... though unbelievably reliable and tolerant to high school kid abuse.

Well, that was fast—the CL post is down. Hopefully one of y’all bought it.

I vote CP simply because I’m 6'9" and could never fit in one properly and I can never experience the majestic beauty that is the Miata.

Eh.

When the alarm went off this morning I thought.......well, at least I am not Yu Darvish

Sarcastic, no fucks given, stranding customers in the cold, ‘fuck it’?

Ubisoft Montreal employees? They’re all written in bad english...

A Ka? Isn’t that every Ford sold in Boston?

First time I’ve heard of an Escort being described as “tiny”!

I play with an American style stick. It is a big difference but not space shuttle different. Square gates feel cheaty when you are used to round, and Japanese buttons don’t take as much force as American. The worst I could see from it is possibly breaking a button on a loaner stick, or having accidental inputs…

I live in a recreational-legal state, and if anything, it keeps getting better & even slightly cheaper than when we had medical only.

Literally no one. It’s finding shitty weed that’s the rarity these days.

This thing probably has the torsional rigidity of a week-old salad.

Wow. Who says you can’t get good weed anymore??

seriously, I’m a huge nerd and even I’m like “... I could kick his ass.”

“In my mind, Tesla’s core competency is their technology. And that 17-inch touchscreen is the embodiment of Tesla’s technological prowess.“