Someone should inform the Monster video editing team that drinking their product on the job is frowned upon. Holy spastic jump cuts.

“You guys wanna smoke weed in my mom’s van?”

So come on down to Al Harrington’s Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man emporium and warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug!

I don’t think being closed to the public would stop security from robbing one of the devs at the show.

This is how they look without a microscope:

True. In my experience, though, you kill the head and the body dies. The weak little shits who follow the bully tend to shut the fuck up once they see that the bully had his nose bloodied, and/or was made to look like a dipshit by someone possessing the confidence that he’s trying for.

I hope that’s the very first thing that goes from the “concept features” Put some real god damn headlights on this and make them ROUND like they are supposed to be.

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

Hangman, the perfect name for a product that will inevitably kill your tv.

Hangman, the perfect name for a product that will inevitably kill your tv.

So it was more important to preserve this dying woman’s modesty than to get her off the plane as quickly as possibly where proper medical help could be provided? You realize there’s a high probability that she was overdosing on drugs, right?

I have never wanted to play this game until this moment. Can any kind soul describe it for me?

Hate? Who do I hate?

But it’s not a Subaru

But my matching hoodie, watch, pen, polo, shirt, hat, umbrella, lanyard, multitool, duffle, water bottle, mug, keychain and badge haven’t arrived!

Am I the only one who thinks that back end is waaaaay too busy?

My 2002 EP3 has 252k miles on it, runs like a top, is as tight as the day I bought it, and I brought a new dishwasher home from Lowe’s in it yesterday. I paid $5k for it with 110k on it, used and in mint condition..

Nah pepper spray is messy. The button should just rapidly fold the front seat forward and slide forward mechanically till it locks firmly wedging suspect against the steering wheel. Once locked against the steering wheel it will then emit a warning “Authorities are on the way...hold still.... if you continue to…

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

once again, a father sacrifices everything for his kids, giving them college, and a servant to raise them FFS, and all the kid can do is sit in his current limited experience bubble and judge his father based on current sensibilities.

What's wrong with being on the phone while driving?