I’ll get you some from CostCo if you don’t have a membership. I live in your area.

Why can’t you just push the power button until your computer turns off?

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I am high on baseball and this is amazing:

You can’t spell “JoseAltuve” without “ovulates”

26. Dinner and a movie

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*

I have this intense hatred of Notre Dame I can’t quite explain. They aren’t a rival of anyone I support and I can count on one hand how many times I’ve watched a game of theirs. I think it’s the way the media fawns over them if they are even slightly competitive. Or something else.... no idea really but I hate them.

😂

Notre Dame is the answer. The Notre Dame Fighting Irish and their coach Brian Kelly.

Hey I can answer this! The skyball serve, while mostly a novelty, does (in theory) accomplish a few things.

Challenger happened because an o-ring in one of the solid rocket boosters froze in the abnormally cold January air, allowing extremely hot gases to blow a hole in the external tank, igniting the hydrogen. The Energia booster doesn’t have solid rocket boosters. In their place are liquid fueled boosters which can be…

I think my favorite thing about all the think pieces on Ballers so far is how angry people are getting that the show is actually showing the reality of the NFL, and how, yeah, sometimes it fucking sucks to be young, rich, and wealthy when you have no idea what you’re getting into and what that might potentially mean.

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

The Norwegian Blue stuns easily.

You get a hammer fist and you get a hammer fist, EVERYONE GETS A HAMMER FIST!

I tend to believe that the science behind first dates is less psychology and more chemistry. That aside, I just went on what most people would regard as pretty damn close to "the perfect" first date this past Saturday. Five pieces of advice I can give for guys (being male my ownself, I don't know much about how to…