Playing on a toilet would make this a non-issue.

Holy Fuck.

I saw a dog get hit by a car once and said "Oh, shit!" over and over for 30 seconds... I guess when you're trying to process it your mouth just needs to say something.

Call of Duty Multiplayer (and a large majority of shooters) borrowed heavily from the original Counter-Strike. Other than the decoy... what exactly is being snagged from Black Ops?

This is the internet. A male having heterosexual sex is a "Fag".

I probably would've sobbed uncontrollably during our first dance if my wife's mother or my mother were dying during our wedding and watching via Skype.

You can press buttons and make sound-effects.

As I post this I notice the post below me is saying the opposite.

Sir, don't make any sudden movements... The scanner is showing that you have a yellow polygon under your shirt. No, Don't do it! Drop the yellow polygon! Do it! Hands in the air! *boom*

I lost it at the plane. Oh man. And the kissing. Okay, and the helicopter. Thank you for sharing.

Hahaha, yes. When I played for the first time, my wife was watching. We laughed like crazy for 10 minutes and then realized that all that was going on was that. Digital grinding and lots of "R U A REEL GRL!?" We got nervous after that. Haven't been back since.

Oh man. Somehow the phrase "your guy is dead!" brought back so many memories of playing with actions figures/micro machines/Legos. Well done.

I feel like a upside-down hispter when I say "I play home back when it was male avatar dancing around female avatars."

It's certainly questionable, but both are adults at that point. I think it's better to ask "Why would a 23 year old girl want to be with a 37 year old man?"

That's pretty fantastic. I used to do similar things with clans in Operation Flashpoint. I have ArmA II but it runs pretty slow on my PC. Perhaps when I upgrade I can play things like this. Well done on the video and keep it up.

I'm a straight-outta-the-faucet guy. I like my Philly water. However, with temperatures being over 90 for most of the past 2 weeks, it's a bit warm. Going for a 5k jog and chugging a glass of that does not even come close to being "refreshing". I have a Brita pitcher, but the last time I bought filters for it they…

And then bang some disease-infested woman you just met when you're done?

I belive you're right. In Casino Royale they mention and show his first kill. He also shows a bit of uncertainty in his actions, yet he's still rebellious, as Bonds tend to be.

Would I be more or less freaked out if I had the audio on? Because I'm at work and there wasn't sound. Da fuck was that?

That sounds devastatingly frustrating.