I, too, need a new job. I'd like more pay, please. kthx.

I'm about 4 hours into Portal 2. It's amazing and I'm enjoying even more than the first. I can't wait to finish it on PS3 so I can do it on Steam. Then, I'll delve into the co-op.

You sir, are lucky I passed this point yesterday.

I really, really like that white/beige Genesis controller with the MEGA PC.

I have nothing to say other than "I like this."

That sounds amazing. If only games would incorporate a terror factor. If you killed all of my colleagues, I'd probably consider surrendering.

This might've been more entertaining if I were more close with the Royal Family, but nevertheless I was slightly entertained. I'm guessing William's brother likes to party?

As AgentSmithandWesson said, it's a Minecraft-esque FPS with even simpler graphics. It has guns and grenades, too. There's a large map with two teams. Each team has intel and a home base. The goal is to protect your intel while also stealing the enemy's and returning it to your base. I was surprised at how fun it is,…

Wait, don't we already have machines that do this? And much better?

I'll never cheat when I want to seriously play a game and complete its story. GTA is a great example. When I want to goof around and have fun, I'll use all weapons cheats. Playing online is something else, though.

Due to a large leak in my office (which subsequently caused mold to grow everywhere) I've been permitted to work from home today. It's wonderful. I know plenty of people who've tried it and hated it after a week, but then go back to working in an office and hate that, too. I think a balance of the two would be nice.…

It kinda says "Yep, I'm using those to watch your your family from afar at night."

That's funny, my 3G never has a fucking clue where I am when I open Google Maps.

DAT ROOM

I was Just having fun :-(

I was going to write a book about dinosaurs in a theme park that break loose and wreak havoc. It would've been called "Triassic World."

A couple of weeks ago, My wife, my best friend and his wife went to Tony and Tina's wedding (which was a surprising good time). My best friend and I danced to a slow song together as did our wives. Our wives got smiles and laughs. My friend and I got raised eyebrows and uncomfortable looks. It's 2011, folks!

So, would it be silly to think this means my copy from Amazon will be shipping early?

Good god I love the ending to Episode 2. Very moving.

That commercial was fantastic. Human kind is a strange kind.