The Codec ring is my ring tone. It gets the right people's attention. What's best is that it goes way back to MGS. It's a classic.

I think a Boss Che T-shirt parody would be good. Or does he look too much like Che?

Alternate Scenario: Person gets fat, keeps older pants, loses weights and put on pants they haven't worn in a year. Person feels good, continues to lose weight.

Other developers have "unlocked" tools later down the line. I see this happening with BF3 if there's a big enough following. Mods really expand the life of games. They should realize this because people are still playing BF2 mods. Project Reality... on this? Oh, that's... I can't imagine the awesome.

Yep. Another Hollywood-esque realism fail. I hate when people touch the bullet after it hits their vest in movies. The thing just exploded! It's hot!

Operation Flashpoint (And I believe its spiritual successor, ARMA) has the option to just move your head. It's useful when sprinting across a field and you want to keep an eye out in all directions.

He should also know that firing two weapons at once is extremely unsafe. Well, he pretty much does everything wrong in this video.

Or, more believably, an airstrike or IED that destroys that building?

I hate FPS games that have that in multiplayer. As soon as I turn a corner *schwip!* Stab. Dead. I'm supposedly wearing ballistic armor that can stop a knife. How did you kill me in less than a second? Counter-Strike style knives are best.

His comments are synonyms for some of the lyrics in "Empire State of Mind."

This reminds me of when my friend and I would open Microsoft Word and pretend to "Hack" like Boris and Goldeneye and Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park. I didn't even have internet access then. *mumble mumble* *type gibberish really fast* *mumble mumble*

Oh, my bones are aching. Storm's comin' on, Ani

Just like Valles Marineris back home.

My 360, Wii and PS3 are in the living room. My N64, NES, Xbox, Gamecube, Dreamcast and PS2 are all downstairs in a finished basement connected to a smaller HD LCD. Sadly, the basement doesn't get as much fun time.

I do that, too. I pee in the shower.

Very scary. I have trouble going out to where I can't stand in the ocean. That shit doesn't belong in my street. And then it's water I can't see through? Fuck. That.

I bought Axis and Allies. My wife and I spent 2 hours learning the rules and doing the initial set-up. By then we were too tired to continue (as it was now 1:00am) and completed 2 turns. That was a year and a half ago. I most likely forget how to play.

That reminds me of Counter-Strike. Yes, I was the douche with a 56k connection. Getting DSL was an life-change.

@Taggart6: And now a typo meme!