Hard pass. Mostly because R&B isn’t my jam, but also because the kid’s a total douche-trough and I don’t want to inadvertently like something he’s released.

Looking forward to this comment section.

This is what Pence wants America to be like.

Thoughts:

I think I just read an article about how we have too much garbage in space....

Nope - we’re gonna need space for us after the planet falls apart due to the climate change that he denies. Instead, let’s send him on the Parker Solar Probe - that way he can be an astronaut (ever so briefly)!

Oh come on! First we tell Pluto “You’re not a Planet! Deal with it!” Then we do a slow driveby to check on it and are all like “hey, how’s it been? You know I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately.” So we start flirting with pluto again texting emojis of eggplant and such but now that we’re going through some shit…

Mike Pence: first person on Mars! Sure, there’s no way to bring him back, but he’d no longer have to worry about being alone with a woman who isn’t Mother.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

You’re gonna be the one that saves meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Get me drunk enough and I will do you a woozy acapella rendition of Tender! I’ve just realised I don’t even know that many Oasis songs, although I do love The Importance of Being Idle.

At the time, I was too. But now I love the old Oasis songs and can barely remember a Blur tune (they’re a blur, har har)

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Thanks! I was thinking of how awesome Oasis is after the news came out that a crowd in Manchester, grieving the terror attack, spontaneously broke out into “Don’t Look Back in Anger”. That’s an ancient song these days, and yet it’s a huge part of that city’s musical identity. I got weepy.

Noted.

Charlamagne and Wendy Williams will probably never speak again and that’s fine with me.

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

In a piece that went up on HuffPost this morning, Moss now says that the show is definitely feminist and she is a “card-carrying feminist,” which I find confusingly contradictory to what she’s said before, but good for her!