Yeah, I have seen plenty of cats DESTROY paper. Tiny tiny pieces like snow everywhere in the room. Using all the teeth and all the claws. This was just a civilized conversation between the two.

I want to adopt that otter and marry that first man and be a family.

I am dead

If such a hero existed my dad would have been deaf by the time I was 10

i just will never understand how we, as a society, have all gotten together and decided, 'yes. let's listen to what this talking head-merkin has to say.'

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.

Thank you, Isha. I'm in bed watching Chopped. I have not felt this horrible in years. :(

You are using a bidet wrong.

I know. WHY, TOM, WHY?

DO NOT click on "GuyFromYesterday." Flagged.

I wish we had video of our puppy Miles meeting our cranky calico Kitty. He was a hugely upset to leave his litter, mostly because he was the runt and needed extra attention from his mom, so was a big-time mama's boy. He cried the whole way home and into our house, but the second he saw Kitty he stopped crying and…

As a longtime bleeding heart liberal, this article is so unbelivably self-serving and disingenuous.

Cue the race-baiting, preemptive attacks on anybody who might critique the article's premise.

I think it reinforces the fact that women should be able to do whatever they want without being judged for it.

Who wore it better?

Was forced to listen to her for the first time a few weeks ago in a doctor's office, and 10 minutes convinced me that she was the most unlikeable person I'd experienced in a long time. What a horrible woman.

"Femin-Nazis" is a Rush Limbaugh thing. Sorry I know this.

Fuck cupcakes. #notallfeminists