FUCK. Well-played, Bake Off. Well-played. My loyalty is definitely still with Mary, Sue, and Mel... but when they’re not looking and think that I’ve gone to sleep, maybe I will sneak a peek at Richard because DAMN I LOVE THAT MAN. But I will still sneer at that douchebag Paul. In fact, this gif perfectly encapsulates…

I’m not sure he laughed. He doesn’t do well with humiliation. He was probably sitting, angrily, in a puddle of his own urine, shaking violently.

Well, I think that she doesn’t shade because she can’t shade and expect to get away with it in the same way that maggot-infested stale Cheeto can. She has to work 100x harder to get 1/100 of the grace given to her. I think she knows that - and it also, to your point, is wonderful to just quote Michelle in the second…

wut

Do they know what good is? I mainly think that we’ll just get more nude selfies.

*insta-vomit*

Trick question. They’re all the mean one.

I fear for her safety, too. I’m local to DC and plan to go to her inauguration.  I also went to Obama’s ‘08 inauguration, but I had a steady tension in my body all day thinking about the president’s safety. I hope that people are just cowards fluffing their feathers on the internet and in social media and just go back…

Please clap.

What we got is an October Shart. And it won’t stop.

No. Pigs are highly sensitve and intuitive animals with sharper emotional and cognitive processing capabilities than dogs. Trump is a maggot-infested stale Cheeto with a debilitating condition that makes him walking around looking literally and permanently like a puckered anus.

It was an incredibly artful way to avoid saying anything nice about him. She is a badass.

More like the October Shart.

How else could you hear his great words? Because he has the best words. He went to the best schools. Everyone says his words are terrific.

Shhhhh, it’s like Beetlejuice. Stop saying her name. Let sleeping crazies lie.

Precisely. This is hardly balanced. This is LOOK AT ME, RATINGS!

Is he portrayed as Australian in the show? He’s from New Zealand.

This piece is written beautifully. Thanks for the great read.

Me whenever I see any trailer for this movie

Just make sure the townfolk are women. Then he’ll really shit his pants.