I was all like, “I’m dead inside, it’s cool... I can handle it.”

I. Dare. Him. To. Try. She is America’s queen. She is so polished and brilliant and the flocks of her devoted followers (basically almost all of America) will do all of her defense, dirty work, and clean-up after the fact on her behalf. She won’t even have a hint of sweat on her brow over it. As it should be.

Same.

Yes. And then in the bridal suite, the lady was like, “I just got my period!” Fantastic episode.

Actually laughed out loud.

There are.

So, if I told you that I’m an also Oasis junkie who also happens to know the guy who played little “tim” in Jurassic Park, we’d be insta-besties? Because I do. And I can also reveal that he loves Oasis, so it’s like a triangle of happiness for you. Happy Monday!

Not only that, he moved to impeach Clinton over the lewisnky affair... while he was cheating on his own wife. The timeline overlap here matters.

Please tell me your name is an Oasis “Dig Out Your Soul” reference...

Heyyyyyyyyyy, welcome to the hood, friend!

I cried when she won. Her interview about it was very powerful.

Yeah, how is everyone missing this? This isn’t his first rodeo. He’s a serial stalker and aggravated harasser.

*rage-stroke*

It’s true - they formed a neat, beutifully-baked triangle of “Go fuck yourself, dude. The real chief is in town.” and it was absolutely glorious. Part of me wonders if he couldn’t bear it and is looking forward to an opportunity to realize his true alpha dreams over at Not BBC... which is what I’m calling it now.

BRB, vomiting forever...

HOOSAGOODKITTY!! Way to protect the sustenance of our ancestors! And now my two little stinkies’ purposes are to give me headbutts at 6 a.m., do loud, meowing zoomies at all hours of the night to keep me up, and leave hairball “gifts” for me when I come home from work. Evolution may still have a little work to do -_-

YES. Early and often. It’s absolutely delightful.

Right?!?! And Paul Hollywood was always the one that you tolerated in order to watch Mary, Mel and Sue. They totally shit the bed on this one.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO