HA!! Feel better and you’re welcome. Watch the one for “Toxic.” I literally slap my knee laughing.

I HAVE!!!!!!! I love that he owns it!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHH!!!! The obvious answer is WDST.

Seems an unnecesarily offensive title. I realize that the title “Doctors” was already taken, but Christ... those aren’t the only words in the dictionary.

Above anything, LuAnn is fiercely competitive. She’s not in love as much as she’s taking a victory lap around her single friends.

Ramonja

I am going to miss this man SO DAMN MUCH. I’m already mourning, and he hasn’t even left yet.

I’m from the Hudson Valley. These people are tougher than boiled owl and don’t fuck around. They will find a new donor or build it with their bare hands.

My second favorite. You may want to sit down for this:

I’ll just leave this here for you:

The man is a goddamn national treasure. Pro tip: Go to one of his live classes!! He tours the country!

BAHAHAHAHA

Is anyone aware of the best thing in the world, the Fitness Marshall? He’s obsessed with BritBrit and slays her lackluster songs into insanely awesome choreography:

Yes, but her fiancee is a fucking boss who is working in tandem with Rachel Jeffs against the system now.

That show is fascinating, and I watch it. It always sends chills down my spine, but I think it’s important to know that crackpots like this exist. Apparently, Warren Jeffs has also banned sex for married couples (sex for unmarried people is obviously a mortal crime) - likely because if he’s not having it no one else…

*waits for the Twitter onslaught against babies*

This. She is vicious and abusive and, in my opinion, appeals to the lowest common denominator of humanity.

She is vicious and vile and appeals to the lowest common denominator of humanity. She is a terribly awful thing.

Oh my godddddddddd this is heart-wrenching.