Dude, no... I’m so sorry. I am proud to be an American, but we are one giant cautionary tale with this shit.

That fucker ruined Green Eggs and Ham for me.

I can assure you that Paul Ryan does not get it. He is running for president in 2020. He’s just trying to get more subdued quotes on the books, put them in his “moderate” bank account to cash in four years from now. The more I read about him, the more evil I realize he is. Be afraid.

Chabot and Aderholt’s reaction brought on a full rage-stroke...

Reading about Tupac always makes me sad. He had SO. MUCH. MORE. work to do. It’s true that he had some fun, light-hearted stuff (All About U, anyone?) but mainly the way he could dissect societal disparities and educate people through his music was so important. So much of his stuff still applies to society today, 20…

I winced at how much I feel your pain.

This did it for me.

Damn. I am perpetually in the second stage of grief.

Fellow PETA-hating vegetarian here. *virtual high-five in solidarity*

HiddleSwift and Tiddles get my vote!!!!!!!

I want to hate on this, but this chick makes tens of thousands of dollars just by brushing her teeth, flies her cats around on private jets and bangs hot British dudes.

I’m looking forward to the bagel that I’ll be able to afford on Friday when I get paid, but okay. As you were.

HA!

I almost wonder if she’s trolling and getting hopes up. She’s always a step ahead of us mortals.

It has its own Twitter account - @YolandasFridge

Well done, friend. Rest in peace.

Sadly, this isn’t about recognizing women serving with distinction and being able to step up and serve with men. This isn’t about evolution of people seeing that lady brains and lady parts don’t actually make us only sub-human.

Okay... I actually see it with the Ricky Martin photo. Well-played.

Yeah... the Coachella or Bonnaroo or whatever dancing footage tipped me off to that. I don’t want him gyrating anywhere near me... Jack Dawson or not.

I am a Zumba instructor and going to their annual conference in Orlando next month and I AM NOT LEAVING MY GODDAMN HOTEL SWEET JESUS