The use of “Bubbala” makes this art. +1

Hm, didn’t think of that... that the press had just kinda followed him. They had the podium set up with mics and everything. I’m with you - Bern did some real good for the national conversation, but with his defiant speech after the CA primary, I’m thinking a dignified exit is less and less likely. Sigh. Maybe his…

TOTALLY thought that was fake but still clicked out of curiosity.

Shortly thereafter, POTUS sent the following DM on Instagram to Bernie:

Does anyone know what was up with the presser that never was last night from the Bernie camp? Bern got out of his car in VT, approached the press, and turned around, got in his car, and left with no explanation. Was he about to concede and changed his mind, waiting to see what Obama had to say today?

“it defies logic and common sense that a woman would seek to re-connect and get back into bed with a man who she says forced her to have unwanted sex just hours earlier.”

On May 23, 2016, Jack Montague would have graduated from Yale University with a degree in American Studies and started his post-college life with excitement, promise, and vigor. Instead, he has filed a civil suit in the United States District Court for the District of Connecticut for wrongfully expelling him just…

Sigh. The only people getting screwed with this “solution” are people who want to see the damn show who don’t make a million dollars a year. I agree that the fact that Hamilton cast and crew getting screwed is shitty, for sure. But this was Broadway vs. scalpers, and it’s ticket purchasers who lose all-around, and…

Yes! *turns on “I Feel Love” for impromptu dance party in cubicle*

Agreed. Play it safe with competitive wine/couch-lounging in pajamas book-ended by felines like me.

Sigh. Despite the stiff, stoic reputation they get, Brits are so much less up-tight than we are. I have family there and have the chance to visit with some frequency. And whenever I’m there, I’m like, “Man, you guys can totally hang. Let’s be friends so you can teach me to not be so goddamn sensitive.”

I kept thinking that reading this whole article - these people may not be any wealthier than the questioner - but have less qualms about slapping shit on a credit card and living perpetually in bad debt to keep up an appearance or, just because they don’t care. Maybe they’re well-to-do, but with 2/3 of Americans not…

Fair enough

and has no interest in politics, which is, naturally, why he ran for Congress

Hm. I think Pharrell is a genius and can probably do whatever the hell he wants.

Thanks for the rec! I’m gonna try that.

Some fancy wine dealer told me that ideal for rosayyyyy is chilled in the fridge, opened, and left open to “breathe” for a half hour prior to drinking. So... semi-chilled. Is semi-chilled something we could do?

Dude, the bitch is lying. She kept it together during a dinner in January. That’s, like, EVIDENCE, you guys. Also, TMZ said she only wants money, so... yeah.

NO. You went ahead and did the whole Cronut thing, but LEAVE ROSé ALONE. Just put it in the fridge first like the rest of us. Nope, nope, nope.