Agreed with IndianaJoan to stay away from edibles. I’m a veteran smoker and I never mess with them. I had a harrowing incident involving a jolly rancher about 6 years ago.

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…

Very timely as I just bought tickets for a vacation in Colorado. My husband and I are debating this very issue as neither of us have ever partaken. What should complete neophytes know?

I did, but those people are hypocritical racists, so I’m close to 100% sure they wouldn’t follow through because their self-worth is directly tied to the success of their professional sports team.

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Ooh, looks like someone likes peacocking at the gym.

People who wear work boots and jeans to the gym drive me fucking insane.

Clothingwise, there are several distinct types of people I see at the gym:

so much for judgement free zone thanks to assholes like you

QB3 behind Jared Goff and sean mannion means QB1 by week 8.

All good players have multiple 3 year gaps in playing time.

best job in the world...no real pressure, just be good at practice and film study

Man, you guys, I think maybe the NFL has a racism problem.

Oh Florida.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.