Hah, Ctrl-Alt-Del’s comic this morning was all about this: http://cad-comic.com/comic/innocence-lost

Harden’s google search “How to get confetti out of beard”

Watching a team with Harden and Melo playing defense will make the Washington Generals look like Bill Russell’s Celtics.

Phil didn’t kill Melo’s value by demeaning his skills as a player. Phil killed his value by giving him a no trade clause then shit talking him to the media until he had no interest in staying in New York. Now the Knicks have no leverage. Melo can choose the teams he’s willing to go to, which, as an aging star, of…

Okay, the people who say that Donald Trump is a genius because he’s made more money than I ever will are idiots. The guy literally turned billions into millions.

Honestly, how much of an effect could Jackson have had on his trade value? This isn’t exactly an open market, there are only 29 potential buyers, most of whom have reasonably competent and experienced leadership. GMs around the league had their own mind made up, on some level, over Melo’s potential value. It’s not…

But where does it rank in relation to “Donald Trump, President of the United States “?

+1 if that’s a NASA joke.

The vast majority of the value of the Knicks doesn’t depend on their performance. The team owns the arena at the best location in the league — directly above the largest transit hub in the largest media market in the country (one of the largest in the world). There is no reason Dolan would care about the team’s…

Don’t ask me, I voluntarily attend Mariners games.

Dolan is so rich I don’t think he can comprehend money. I think he literally believes people just give him stuff. He would be totally lost in a Walmart like a penguin in a desert.

In America’s largest metro area, the words “KNICKS TICKETS” still have pretty huge pull. A game at MSG is still a pretty great spectacle regardless...and Dolan owns the arena, so fewer lease issues. It also doesn’t hurt that NYC’s other team is circling the bowl.

Love Triangle (n): a situation in which Party A (e.g. Carmello) is involved in an existing relationship with Party B (e.g. the Knicks), but is more attracted to Party C (e.g. the Rockets), with that Party A-Party C interest being mutual.

You know, I think the Democratic Party has a chance to do something special in 2020. We could have a world where flawed but reasonable candidates debate the issues and try to dissect what it means to be a democrat in America. Take a primary of people like Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, Al Franken, and hell let’s give…

The Dems have chosen how to find and it’s the Clintonian Triangle: Selling out your base to steal the opponents’. But once again, we’ve seen that this only works when your candidate is legendarily charismatic.

The thing is, this is like when Fox news tried to call out The Daily Show for not being “Fair and balanced.” That’s not The Daily Show’s slogan, just like winning isn’t the fucking goal of the “dirtbag left.” Winning is the goal of centrist, career politicians. That and claiming to “go high” are the only currency…

... and then a view from where the oil pan normally resides, which resembled a mass of guacamole stalagmites