“one of the best fighters in history”

They better wash it AFTER the handy, is all I’m saying.

I believe the new appropriate response is “I was scared for my life!!!!”

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

In Stephen King’s The Dead Zone, Johnny Smith is in a coma for five years. Imagine, if you will, going into a coma sometime during 2012 or so, maybe even around the time everybody thought the world was going to end because of the Mayan calendar — and waking up now. You’d be all excited the world didn’t end, but only…

At the national level, there are no moderate Republicans. They all own this, no matter how hard they wring their hands over vulgarity and sexism.

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

make you yearn for the new one? but they got progressively worse over time

There is still a fear when I may not see a lane splitter when changing lanes. I know the legality of it was originally to allow bike cops to do it, but it’s taking an object on the road that is more difficult to see and allowing riders to be out in a more dangerous situation. I have a question, who has right of way…

It doesn’t really ease congestion and most of you guys are blasting by at high speed compared to traffic. If most bikers were considerate, then I wouldn’t care.

I’m from California, but most riders are very inconsiderate and pass at high speed or squeeze through tiny spaces and snap their throttles as they ride by. I couldn’t car else’s but again, most motorcyclists who lane split are rude.

Lane splitting is illegal in my state, which makes me happy. You wait in line like the rest of us. I still see some ride in the shoulder during traffic jams, which is still very unsafe.

Fuck lane splitters. This is awesome.

I’ll save you the trouble of finding the mugshot...

Buddy of mine said it’s time for Phil Jackson to go to a farm upstate and chase triangles in a field all day.

Stephen A. Smith Is Losing His Damn Mind should just be the title of any article on SAS.

If you’re embarrassed about anything, it probably should be the fact that you willingly watched something only slightly more exciting than competitive house-painting.

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