In fairness, Don Majkowski doesn't remember playing for the packers, either.

The shortest one.

That's either the greatest thing ever written on the internet, or you're a complete asshole. I can't decide which.

It's a Runza. They suck.

Under no circumstances is the corn dog representative of Iowa. Like everywhere else, no one eats them here. Maybe you enjoy them in Texas, but what do you know, your Mexican food isn't Mexican and your barbecue ribs are beef.

No worries, although you should check it out- funny and self depreciating. Not your typical 'aren't we so great' cfb blog.

You clearly don't read Black Heart, Gold Pants.