That is some crazy shit. How can they afford it? Live at home for free? Free food? Free utilities? No dating/wife?

Eat the rich.

The last new car I personally bought was in the 20th century and I drove it for 17 years (loved that ‘Tegra). The wife’s last new car was in 2009, so I guess we’re pretty out of the norm. I’d love to buy a new car, but it’s a lot cheaper to fix what I have. When that changes, I’ll probably buy another used car,…

Many others have done the same at this complex

Is that coercion, or the normal (though relatively rare in this case) give and take of maintaining a relationship? What happens if you and your wife have a great relationship, except your wife no longer wants to have sex, but you do? Do you try to manipulate her into having sex? Do you step out on your wife, and do…

She thought her apartment, full of someone else’s furniture and framed pictures, was being robbed by a man armed with ice cream while sitting on someone else’s couch. Her immediate, professional reaction was not to retreat to safety, but to execute the scary black man wielding ice cream. Then she notices that it…

I once lived in one of those massive complexes where all the townhomes looked exactly the same. On occasion, after a few consecutive weeks of crunch at work, I sometimes parked in the wrong lot and walked up to not my apartment and was immediately embarrassed after noticing. Not once did I enter someone else’s…

I can totally see where she might get the impression that it was her apartment, what with there being a welcome mat she didn’t have at the door and all the furniture that wasn’t hers in the apartment. Executing a man eating ice cream on his own couch “in self defense” within seconds of her entering his apartment,…

Ahh, I remember my old 200sx. The head unit had buttons to adjust the extension of the power antenna for AM or FM transmissions. I added a button on the dash to keep it retracted so I could listen to CDs while going through the car wash.

Whose life would you ruin for a Klondike bar?

He was either shot by his executioner as he was getting up off his couch or while still seated.

Just because a cop intrudes into someone else’s home and shoots them to death in cold blood in seconds doesn’t mean they’ve committed murder... oh, wait, actually IT FUCKING DOES. If this thing gets off, there is no justice.

Woo, gramps will be stylin’ in that Camry TuRD! If the blue hairs around here aren’t driving Subarus, it’s Camrys. I can’t stand the things, even if they are decent cars.

Being so environmentally minded, he’s using a rolled up $20 instead of a straw to snort his crushed Adderall.

I make more than that and with employer-paid health benefits included, it’s ~30% of my total compensation. And this is no “Cadillac” health care plan. The copays and prescription costs can be ruinous if you need to see multiple specialists several times a year. US medical costs are ridiculous. I’d move to somewhere…

Yes, I would buy this. Over a Miata? Hmm, not sure, but Miatas in my area are way overpriced. On the other hand, they have not been touched by Lucas, the Prince of Darkness and Electrical Fires.

“Why can’t they just use “ball?”

I don’t get it, the gamer chud demand video game characters with big, wobbly boobs, but then cry bloody murder when a real woman is on the screen.

Trump policy is dictated by money, reversing everything President Obama did, or whoever spoke to him last — probably in that order. Finding order in chaos is but an illusion.

They can just use the same excuse developers use the world over, “well, it worked in TEST!”