If only! They OF COURSE mentioned Michael Phelps.

I was trying to watch the rest of the women’s gymnastics, but every time I turned to NBC it was people standing around a swimming pool or a semi-final event, which I could care less about. Maybe 2 actual medal events. I finally fell asleep. Some of us get up at 4 am and just can’t stay up to all hours.

Ugh, this woman is an idiot. Please don’t tell me you give a flying fuck about climate change if you’re going to also call for a ban on fracking. The inconvenient truth is that the move away from coal to natural gas is what’s cut our greenhouse gas emissions for the last few years.

In 5 years Trump will claim he never, ever ran for President. Because, “if I ran for president, I would win.”

The Russians also hacked Republican PACs and Republican campaigns. Yet those emails weren’t given to WikiLeaks to wreck havoc on the GOPs coming out party. You gotta wonder why ...

Or as Rand Paul calls it, an NSA SpyCam Blocker. Yours for a mere $15.

Every one of those guys looks creepy as fuck. What kind of idiot would sell a gun to one of these bastards?

‘The Second Amendment Didn’t Kill Anybody’

Fucking bicyclists think they own the damn road. I actually enjoyed this one.

Thank you for this! Really. Good work, glad someone reached out to them.

Speaking of Bush Sr., whatever happened to THIS scandal?

SCHOOLIE MCSCHOOLFACE FOR THE WIN

She’s raising money for down-ticket Democrats. What’s obscene is some old crank railing on about “revolution” and doing jack shit to deliver a Congress to actually get anything done. He’s got no plan, just a list of complaints. I’m over him.

WAIT. Is it Boaty McBoatface or Boaty McFloatface? The story has it both ways. I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW.

I see all these old white men with their homophobia and racism and misogyny and everything else and I just keep reminding myself that they’re all gonna be dead soon.

Has anyone said “NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO PLAY THE BLAME GAME” yet?

Anyone who has spent any time at all around the evangelical Christian movement knows that this whole “willing to die” thing is very much ingrained in the culture. It’s part of the Great Christian Persecution Complex. They routinely lift up people like Cassie Bernall or, more recently, latch on to rumors like the…

Do y’all think she noticed that God sent a blizzard to D.C. on the day of their big “March for Life”?

Jesus, I saw this on the internet yesterday and thought it was a fucking joke.

This is why I’m glad I’m self-employed. I mean sure, it can be lonely and isolating, but then again, I don’t have to deal with this bullshit.