Twat would you like in your coffee?

You guys, my secret shame is that I just really like Snooki and JWoww. There is no explanation for it, but I just really do.

SHIT! Watch where you swing that edgy, edgy comment around; you just nicked my ear!

Kim, you do not need anyone to walk you down the aisle. This is your third time, you know the way.

Dear Taiwan.

Geez, what a thug. He just said he goes into the strip club and doesn't even tip.

Not to repeat myself constantly, but if you read this article and think that it's a really great time to bust out that rape joke you've been saving up, don't. There's absolutely nothing funny about a situation where a woman was raped and then killed herself because of a failed system. Don't be so fucking evil.

Fair enough, I've never had sea urchin so I couldn't comment. I have had deep fried oysters though and barashi (raw horsemeat) and I don't see those being great. Although the raw meat is such a mild flavour I think it'd probably get lost in the ice cream.

Considerate? Listens? What kind of crazy Disney shit is this!

woo,girl. *fans self*

This is probably because I've been surrounded by too many man-children, but I find it so attractive when a man just does grown man things. Someone who carries a handkerchief, owns a bookshelf filled with actual books, wears nice shoes and knows how to shine them himself, and can cook a meal, paint a wall, do simple…

I am so, so sorry you went through that. Fuck that worthless piece of shit; hopefully karma (and/or the justice system) gets him. I know I can't say anything to make you feel better, so how about this?

I once had a really close guy friend (or so I thought) put the moves on me once after a night out at the bar. When I rebuked him, he said, "Oh, so you'll fuck every other guy except the one who actually gives a shit about you." I turned around and left his house without saying a word.

Hmmm... the term doesn't seem like the best to me. But not coming up with anything better.

What i see is not an Octopus but Majora's Mask . Its only me i guess

You know, I was going to say "God damn Japan, whats wrong with you?".

a. For you to realize the assumptions that you and American society make about race.

How often do you say that Tom Brady is well-spoken or that Howie Long is articulate?