If you are looking for a cheaper gel eyeliner, e.l.f. sold at Target is amazing. It stays ON. I practically have to sandblast it off my face at night. It only costs $3. It's one of my favorite makeup items.

For me, the irony is that being rich (or in my case, financially secure) makes my skin look better even if I don't do anything to it. During my two periods of unemployment as an adult, my skin broke out, I had rosacea and dry patches and bags under my eyes. And it didn't matter what I did to it — I spent money I…

I predict an SVU episode where a guy starts hacking these and just controlling everyone's panties.

YES! I have had several men open by sending me their address too! It's like, sir, do you want to get ax murdered? The fuck is wrong with you? But yes, then lots of dudes right out the gate asking for my address, my phone number, whatever. It's SO weird.

are asses that big really attractive?

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*

Winter? Wassat?

I'm planning on drinking more, smoking more, and lighting more stuff on fire.

Or, it's a gracious response to an ugly and untrue comment. But hey, don't let me stop you from assuming the worst.

This. I think I could enjoy sexting in theory, but in practice? It's always like 10am on a Tuesday and I'm on a conference call with a bunch of assholes, I don't want to be thinking about anyone's actual asshole.

Cosmo Sex Tip #45790: When a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis!

Unsolicited sexts are the worst. Make sure its consensual sexting or I will just start sending back lines from the Iliad.

Holy shit, she's 41!?!?!?!? Does she bathe in the blood of virgins nightly?

"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and..."

Unfortunately, I don't think it's just Hollywood. The media and the commenters get in on the action. I'm still waiting for that article about how George Clooney has burned through a dozen ladies and can't seem to hold on to any of them. God knows we've seen thousands of articles like that about Aniston and the four…

I'm currently addicted to My Cat From Hell. I've never had a truly hellish cat so I don't know what lengths I would go to for a pet. But some of the people on that show are extraordinarily forgiving Like the Bengal that launches itself at it's owner's girlfriend's jugular every time she enters the room. I really…

I had an epiphany one night. The kids were in bed, I was downstairs on my computer, he was upstairs on his.

Nice try, Anne, but Rashida doesn't care about women's issues unless it can be a twitter handwring-of-the-week about prostitutes.

As educators, our hands are pretty tied in these things. We can report the issues to the academic affairs officers and our direct superiors, but (especially as doctoral students) that's as far as it can go. Naming names is out of the question, because federal laws protect the students.