I wasn't trying to diminish your experience. Just trying to say that I think Samoans are hot.

Fuck Yeah, Vogue. This is exactly the kind of news I needed.

I'd also like to offer another Lady Type up for discussion: those of us who are opting out of having kids by choice, not because we're too focused on our careers to pop out babies or whatever the stereotype is. Some of us just don't care. We'd rather focus on working hard, building solid relationships with the people…

"You're like the second person I've ever really been with."

I dated a guy for a while who, as far as I know, never lied to be sober. But whenever he got drunk, he'd make up the most insane stories. He'd call to say he couldn't actually come over because he best friend's mom was in the hospital. I knew they weren't true, but also didn't want to have a drunken phone fight…

A hole in his penis?! That's the best thing I've ever heard in my life. It's so stupid.

I dated a guy with two kids, went to his teen's school play, his cousin introduced herself. When I told her my name she said "oh, you're Eva's mom!" Who the hell is EVA?! Turns out dude had a third child. Gets worse...he tells me a DNA test when Eva was 3 proved he was not the baby daddy. I said cool, call the…

My douchey ex was 25 and I was 17, and when you're 17 and an older dude likes you, you think, "I must be really cool." Then you get older and realize it doesn't matter how cool you are, no normal 25 year old wants to date a 17 year old.

We had a new guy start working in our office and it quickly became apparent he was interested in me because he would creepily hang out at my desk and try to chit chat in Spanish, which he thought was fun because no one else in the office spoke Spanish. It wasn't. It was weird. He would ask me about my hair and if I…

That he was a heterosexual.

Ok so would you prefer to be beaten up, or for your attackers to shove their penises up your asshole? Why? Why is the thrusting of the penis into your asshole so much worse than any other form of physical violence?

See, that's exactly what I want. I don't even have to lose it to a boyfriend. If I can at least have my first sexual encounter with someone I'm comfortable with, who gives enough of a shit about me that he wouldn't treat me like crap, and someone I have great sexual chemistry with, I'll be set for life.

Oh, yes, I wasn't aiming at you, just the general "Samoans are ugly"crap.

I'm a 21 year old virgin. I didn't choose this because some religious nutcases told me that it is my most "precious gift" and that I need to offer this gift to my husband. I chose this because I want my first experience to be with someone I care about, but that might change because I'm impatient lol. But if I did make…

Pretty sure beauty only counts if you're thin and white anyway. It's just considered a fluke if you happen to be "pretty" and non white (god forbid..a black woman) or fat, and people find you vaguely suspicious and make rude comments all the time.

I hope whoever said that to you got exactly what s/he deserved.

I've had : "We just wanted to tell you that you're very pretty for a black girl."

You like your illegal narcotics to come from nice people?

No, please. More about how Africans are incapable of knowing what's best for themselves.

LRA Child Soldier Testimony: "Just leave and get help! Why didn't I think of that?"