If I were being paid a ton of money while being worshipped by millions, I would look pretty happy too— despite their strict regimens.

Oy, I have a friend and ex-boyfriend like this. He had a lot of trouble dealing with the fact that I am super-accomplished in my field, well-paid and very well read, plus I have all the stuff that comes with that (health insurance, a mortgage, a 401(k), savings, etc).

This is where the patriarchy hurts everyone.

That's preposterous. Anyone who makes broad statements about the lifestyle of "Muslim women" that would encompass everyone from rural Somalia to Kuala Lumpur to London doesn't know the first thing about Islam or women. If you think that 1 billion people can be reduced to an undifferentiated monolith, we can't have a…

And neither of them is in America either...

Fucking half empty uncooked mozzarella stick! I wood give that an F- !

It's always Random White Person 1 x Random Person Of Color.

Something being a "big deal" or not is entirely dependent on reaction to it. Something is, by definition, only a big deal if people make it one.

Wow, she's amazing. If I could harness that level of sexy for 10 seconds my husband's dick would explode.

Moving beyond the gossip and to more pressing matters: A mozzarella stick, even at half-mast and kinda cold, still rates a solid C.

The meanest thing I ever said was to two sorority girls signing up pledges for rush outside my dining hall. I politely said I wasn't interested, but they kept insisting, asking why I wouldn't just try it, telling me it was impossible to have a social life at the university if you weren't in the Greek system, etc.

Pimp Mama Kris (trademark Michael K) is half the reason I feel sorry for her. I love that TMZ and all the tabloids keeps saying "sources" like it's not Kris in a trench coat and fedora calling from a payphone in the valley.

If someone wrote me a "love letter" that started out with "The first time I seen you..." they would be immediately kicked to the curb.

Being Southern sounds so tiring.

I agree. I feel like belonging to an organization who's views you do not agree with is kind of counterproductive. "Oh, I'm not really racist! I just joined the KKK to make a few friends!" Fucking weird.

Kale?

Ok so what do white people stereotypically eat? I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but I was gonna go protest her existence by throwing it at her. Like...salad? I've seen a lot of stock photos of white women eating salad and laughing so maybe that's a thing we do?

Been waiting to use this one.

WHERE YOU'RE EATING: Alone at a park less than a mile from your office. But instead of sitting at one of the numerous picnic tables, you stay in the drivers seat of your twelve-year-old Jeep with all the windows rolled down because simultaneously running the A/C and idling makes it stall out.

I generally eat at my desk or in my car. I think it says "I have to deal with you assholes all day, I'm going to have my lunch alone and I am going to surf the internet while doing it." OR "Lunch break, what lunch break? Who has time to leave their desk. Back to work."