My thought too. Inexplicably, yet obviously, public peeing in a plant is 1000% less undignified than shitting.

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Florida State SemenHoles

There is something incomparable about putting on a brand new pair of socks. If I was a celebrity, I would wear a new pair of socks every day, sell my worn socks to my fans, and foot freaks, and donate the money to some footwear- related charity. It's win-win-win.

Sounds Brutal.

You need a better fabric softener.

"Brutus, the school's grotesquely deformed mascot."

"You've got the half naked Hawaiian guys, let me have something here!"

...OR IS IT??

Mariota has a 0.5% interceptions rate and that's bad because it's unsustainable? Isn't that the Gambler's Fallacy?

All those ellipses...seems a little excessive...took me way too long...to read that comment.

They like money. Stars = money.

+1

you know exactly who's. To. Blame....

Perhaps they should have kept the season tickets and scalp them until the team gets better?

NFL should implement as policy that fans can register for a pool where when a player is fined that money goes to a fan from the pool.

It's a good thing those face masks hinder biting in American football.

True, the on-field/off-field thing. I've seen him interviewed and he seems like a charming, funny guy.

Your wife's fucking Burnenko. Sorry.

No, no. You should gently encourage the meat to cook to deliciousness with kind words. Maybe tape a message to the slow cooker saying something like "I will be tender and delicious."