What sect?

I am a man. This sounds fucking tedious and exhausting. For me. I would like beej on the reg, but every goddam day? Way to kill the fun and spontaneity of sex.

I use walrus blubber. With a sharpened mussel shell. On my nuts.

I use walrus blubber. With a sharpened mussel shell. On my nuts.

Rust-proof bottom!

Rust-proof bottom!

Lol, right beneath the Barbasol rec. That's old skool. Brush and soap is old-timey and affected. You probably use a straight razor. And wear a pork pie hat.

Lol, right beneath the Barbasol rec. That's old skool. Brush and soap is old-timey and affected. You probably use a…

10W-30 does the same for me. 5W in the winter.

10W-30 does the same for me. 5W in the winter.

Smart to use that glory hole for cooking!

A mandolin can speed up your slicing beautifully at least for stuff you like thin - the carrots, celery, mushrooms, etc.

She should have run for her life, if she could.

I thought that was her hair coming off.

Invisible, indeed. It was like he was looking through her.

This is not how you want to meet a man from the motor trade.

That's not that old, I thought she was hit before your mother was born.

Yes, there's definitely something in the way she moves.

Write your number on my wall and maybe you will get a call from me, if I need an ambulance!

Lucky for the kid he's white.

I do triscuits. Much safer.

I'm not on drugs, I'm just in love.

It's a failed Dunkin Donuts product where the donut is in the cup of coffee and you use a spoon to scrape the soaked mushy donut pieces off the bottom of the cup when the coffee's gone.

Where does Crazy Carl's Sweater Shack fall in there?