Sound_and_Pippen
Sound_and_Pippen
Sound_and_Pippen

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Manhattan clam chowder is like Cincinnati chili. It's not the thing you're thinking. On it's own merits it can be really good.

Cold beet soup. Looks like peptide bismol, tastes like heaven.

I was watching a cosmetic surgery show once , the woman was getting liposuction, skin removal and breast implants all at the same time and they had her whole torso cut open. Nipple sliced half off for implantation. And they blurred the half sliced off nipple. mutilated body ok, but don't show that nipple

Most "real" celebrities are 95% imaginary.

I understand where she's coming from, I'm so tired of hearing about her ass.

I'll just leave this here

If you don't love Noah, you are a terrible person.

Chicago, yo. We have all that, just bigger and better. Except cheap hotels and Browns (which is a wash).

Can you post a link, or tip us off? It's not showing up. Maybe pending approval or something.

You read my mind! I heard "Intenso" and immediately thought sounds like a Golden age DC comics villain.

OHHHH. Oh. I thought you were shoving it in your mouth. I don't know how the fuck I misread that.

Bottom desk drawer. +1 I lol'd at work.

That's barfing the right way.

Doing bong hits when you're already good and drunk can leave you feel like you're tripping. Enjoyable if you can handle it and you like being incredibly fucked up. But shit if you're not ready for it...

...so I demonstrated the "double stuff" method of performing CPR on the semi-frozen meat in your bowl so you could pack your meat in with both hands...

I was waiting for you to say you puked on those monster yabbos.

My son is not very pukey, and he threw up at age five, the second time in his life after the baby-spitting-up stage. He vomited all over the bed my wife and I were going to sleep in later that night at a cabin we had rented.

+3 concussions

I have not barfed in over two decades. It's not really a good thing. My body just won't do it anymore. Or mabye I just haven't gotten sick enough in that time, but it sure feels like I have. I had a nasty stomach bug come up on me once at the end of a long shitty business trip to Milwaukee. I had to stop the car to