Yeah, but what if one of you rfondest, most formative memories is going to that brothel with your dad and grandpa the year they won the Hookerbowl?

Your avatar/screen name is rockin, so you can't be all that bad.

Three Breasts, A Beard, And Two Heads

Not exactly. It's just that supporting certain teams indicates a strong likelihood that a person is a masochist (Jets, Raiders, etc.), while other teams mean you are probably a horrible person (Cowboys, Steelers, Ravens, the list goes on).

Unnecessary. I can already nearly blow out an O-ring with the unlimited salad and breadsticks that comes with whatever parmesan-semen-sauce-smothered chicken thing they're selling that week.

41,000,000 fuck him.

But what is your team?

Everybody knows they twooted it, and there's a million screenshots on the internet. If they delete it they will look even stupider and draw a bit of Streisand effect, too.

Yeah, but what's your team?

Fivehead. But in all seriousness, way to go guys. Congrats.

Ooh yeeeah, I want to be one too!

it's ok, your heart was in the right place.

come on man, do we have to put LOL,JOKE after everything?

Wow, so is name wasn't Jack after all!

Guy with the stereotypes poster, I'm not so sure you're helping.

Carlos Quentin had some nice flips, whipping the bat back around and flinging it across his body to the first base side like it's a toothpick.

Cyclops: ...the one X-Man who can't hide what he is..

The Elvis one just kills me every time.

Brown: Can I kick it?