Too subtle, too far down the thread, too sad that more will not appreciate this comment. +1
Lexi Belle might have been a better reference? She is still working, I think, and still "barely 18."
Wait, I thought the were like the Daughters of Denaus, letting decent quarterback run through a sieve before they can sign them for eternity.
The Bear weather thing is idiotic. They train indoors in bad weather. It has been about 100 years since players were actually from the geographic area they played for. These guys are from everywhere and teams are about equally accustomed to shitty weather: it makes for shitty football.
The internet could not find me a pic of those sneakers. Weird. But I did find the pick of the Fridge GI Joe figure:
Doug and OB call in show is the meatheads leading the meatheads.
Ugh, yeah you make a great point. A greatly reduced Hester would probably be better than that shitshow our special teams is shaping up to be.
You had me at "I farted on a subway in Chicago."
Devin Hester was not Devin Hester for the last two or three years, and he was greatly reduced as a threat when they moved the kickoff up. I got tired of him getting a good return as often as tried to back up and do something tricky and was downed five yards back from where he caught the ball.
Now that kickoff weekend is days away, the Bears still have questions at safety, linebacker and special teams. But somehow the Bears will be better.
How did I miss an HBO show about polygons? I love math!
I'd fuck your pun. And I don't say that to everyone. I don't think I've ever said it before.
And they're circumcised! Oh, shit, here come the foreskin advocates.
I've gotta see this movie.
Abortion tacos reminds of this gem from The Onion:
Being severed, more like a severed head. Or maybe more appropriately severed preserved genitals.
—we'll call her Gavrila Princip—