I can’t even count the number of morons I’ve encountered in my life in NYC who proudly assert they never vote because they don’t want to be called for jury duty.

The definition of racist in 2016 is “Something democrats do not like”. It’s essentially a meaningless accusation at this point.

Yes... affirmative action-monger at a hospital as her only job certainly qualifies her.

As the kids today are so fond of saying: Oh, these tears are delicious.

relocating the city’s largest concentration of homeless and support services to...uh, where?

I saw some Agent Carter Halloween costumes and while I loved them they made me sad about the series being gone. Please, ABC, bring her back??!!!

Stay classy.

Sometime there are specific instances where you need to bust out old champ gear. I’m friends with a bunch of Red Sox fans and sometimes it’s fun to rock my ‘86 World Series shirts when visiting them. Even given the two teams’ more recent history, they still admit it hurts.

400 hp Ford Galaxie that weighs over 2 tons with me in it. Manual brakes. Makes for occasional adventures. The wife put it on someone’s lawn the first (and only) time she ever drove it.

That’s exactly what colleges need - more dialogue on race. It’s a subject that rarely comes up.

I’m a male, which would make me a majority...

I’ll see that and raise you one Rachel Ray.

I was late for work as a skinny 17-year-old, so I took exception when the car ahead of me stopped at a yellow light. I threw my hands up in the air, yelled “What the fuck?!!” and then (mistake!) gave him the finger. Pretty mild I thought, but the driver took exception. Huge guy gets out, strides around to my…

I have The Club in all my cars. I haven’t put it on a steering wheel in 15 years. Hell, I don’t even know where the keys are for two of them.

Or not at all hot...

“Touched By A Demon”. Robbie does the whole “Walk the Earth” thing, while searching for the Rider who cursed him with these powers. Late in season 2 he catches up with Blaze (it has to be him) and after a splendid season-finale brawl they team up to face the actual Devil or whatever that cursed them both.

The Angry Birds movie grossed $350M worldwide. Don’t underestimate the stupidity of the moviegoing public.

Well that’s a weird combination. I wanted to root for the White Sox in their World Series but I’ve never forgiven them for stealing Tom Seaver from us in ‘84.

I’m that fucking guy who will stop a kid wear an Wahoo snapback to let them know it’s not okay.

SJWs love writing notes of this ilk. Clearly the label annoys them, so I for one will continue to use it.