”the worst inferiority complex on the East Coast”

Fecal Colorforms sound terrible. Who the hell would buy that? I had Batman, and Scooby Doo.

That is the face of a man who stuck his head underwater in a public jacuzzi.

I seem to remember a prospective Supreme Court justice saying she would arrive at decisions based on her status as a “wise Latina” as opposed to, y’know, the law. And everyone thought that was hunky-dory.

This should have been included in the Dumb Hot Taek post a couple of days ago. Ichiro is a great player but he is not the all-time hits leader.

I was waiting on a roller coaster line with my daughter and a couple of her friends and we were joking around about something that I didn’t care about and they were mock horrified and I said “I am a soulless monster” which in context we all found hilarious. The next day I was signing up for a burner account on…

I barely give a shit about the team I sort of root for (Giants) anymore, but I still vigorously root against the Cowboys. And Eagles.

I think Polly-O is regional, New York or Northeast.

I was surprised to see they still sell these (I don’t eat much cold cereal - an occasional box of Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch is all). Do kids today even know what the Flintstones are anymore?

They don’t have Polly-O by you? I use their regular mozzarella 90% of the time when cooking, and even with tomatoes in the summer.

Never change. I was that uncle until all the kids in our family got old, and I am now awaiting their kids so I can regress again.

TJ chocolate cats are pretty great. Just chocolately enough without being too sweet. You can convince yourself they’re healthy when you destroy half a tub while watching a movie at 2 AM. My Mom used to buy them for my daughter all the time and I ate most of them.

I have never seen these on the Little Debbie displays near me. I must have them.

I buy the cases of Annie’s at Costco. I always add sour cream when I mix it up, and if I have any cheese I can shred and add to the mix, all the better.

I was informed by a co-worker who grew up in a very low-income area that those barrels of sugar water were known as “welfare juice”, which is way better than fruit punch or whatever we called them growing up.

Yeah, the fashion industry was very annoyed that guys would just wear the same shit until it fell apart or they got too fat. So they push nonsense like this shorts business, or “this year’s suit” on us, and the weak-willed and stupid among us fall for it.

I think the bagginess and length are what bother the fashion-forward types more than the extra two pockets. To which I say “Whatever”. I am old, flabby, and enjoy the breeze. Loose knit boxers and my giant 10-year-old JC Penney $5 cargo shorts are close to freeballin’.

Shorts, no. Flip-flops, yes. Men’s feet are fucking gross. Put that shit away.

If you can’t see a body of water without the aid of magnification,then NO FLIP-FLOPS. Nobody wants to look at your dirty, dried-skin, rancid hairy feet. Especially you fuckers with the corn chip toenails. There is a social contract, and not displaying that shit to the world while they are trying to eat/walk…

I am vexed by “No Problem”, when given as a reply from, say, your waiter when you ask him for another beer. Oh, great, I’m glad it’s not a problem for you to do your job.