Green Beret Charles Martland took it upon himself to beat the shit out of an Afghani police commander for keeping boys as sex slaves. He is being involuntarily discharged from the Army and is under a gag order. Can we start melting down the Obama statues?

That McQueery guy was the one that got me. He walked into the locker room, saw Sandusky raping a kid in the shower,and just tiptoed out and (maybe) told his Dad about it later? What the fuck? How about picking up a helmet and busting Sandusky’s head open?! Or at least stopping it and telling Sandusky “You’re done. I’m…

I just watched The Martian, and Wiig was beyond awful in her small part. It was like she had never acted before, she just stood around mumbling and looking at the camera like Don Draper’s son. I kept waiting for her to start making goofy faces or silly voices. Totally ruined every scene she was in.

When Gil Hodges died. (I am old.) Both my Mom’s and Dad’s entire families were Dodger fans that became Met fans. It was like a family member passed away, the shock and sadness.

Can’t they just bring back Simmons? That guy was the living embodiment of JJJ. The best comic book movie casting ever.

He would be, but... enough. They can’t possibly go to that same well again. Give me Vulture. Mysterio. A decent Rhino.

I am way behind in my comic-reading. I buy them and put them in a huge pile on my dresser (Mrs. Monster is so happy) and get to them when I can. I’ve been real busy and the only books I have read since the end of Secret War is Amazing Spider-Man. So is that the official explanation? That Franklin re-created earth 616…

It’s hilarious and kind of embarrassing that hacks continue to refer to MSG as the “Mecca of Basketball”. 43 years and counting since the last NBA title for the home team - a team with 1 playoff series victory in 15 years. And NYC college hoops is a farce. St. John’s has been irrelevant for decades and no other teams…

First HR was impressive but I am not buying that it was hit further than Cespedes’ third-decker the other night.

SNY video but Marlin announcers.

Because new identities for Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, Wolverine, and Spider-Poser boosts diversity numbers and gets rid of those awful Pale Penis People. Of course, virtually all the creators and corporate honchos remain estrogen- and melanin-challenged, but never mind that. Black Lady Iron Man!

Or an Eric Garner memorial service.

There’s a lot of ambiguity in the press and I’m too lazy to go find the official police report/court papers, but I think “beating the shit out of his wife” is a bit of a stretch. Most accounts say he “shoved” her. Oh my God, brick him up inside a wall and starve him to death! Shoving!!

Problem is, the 10MM NYC residents are largely disarmed and ripe for an easy takeover. Thanks, librahls.

“What do you think would happen if I grab a case of beer, toss a twenty dollar bill at one of the cashiers, and walk out?”

“the Mets, who are run by a family that profited off of the single largest pyramid scheme in history.”

Soooo... you’re giving up on the NBA because you’re tired of player movement, and replacing it with a sport where the best players show up, play one season, and then leave to make money.

Cub fans deserve all the mockery they get and then some. They are Yankee fans without portfolio. They are obnoxious visitors and worse hosts. I went to a Mets/Cubs game at Wrigley in 2003 to see a notoriously bad Mets club get hammered, and gleeful Cub idiots were in my face all the way out of the park yelling “Haaaa!…

“Is not knowing how to navigate a supermarket a rich thing or a young thing?”

It’s because that 86 team was exciting, crazy, at times hilarious, and was involved in two of the greatest postseason series in sports history.