That pee is the best reason to eat asparagus. It always cracks me up, especially in a public toilet area.

“Puppy Dog” is certainly a step up from Jason Isringhausen’s term of endearment

I think after a while I would say “Fuck it, this guy is a piece of shit” and just leave him in prison for a good long stretch. Maybe one of the times he knocked his wife around.

I live in New York. I am the typical chauvinist who pays little attention to happenings beyond our borders.

But the thing is, he was breaking the law. Nearby storeowners repeatedly asked the police to clear out the illicit cigarette (and other item) vendors who were cluttering up the streets making their businesses less attractive and stealing revenue. Garner had been told on numerous occasions to beat it, to no avail,…

Not meant to be an insult. I am dead serious. Right before the WS a bunch of us fans were hanging out and the question came up and we were all completely ignorant of the geography. Still am.

“I call someone getting into a physical altercation with someone for selling untaxed cigarettes a dumbass.”

Actually, a gigantic fat guy had a heart attack while fighting the police because he was too dumb to accept a quick bust for (repeatedly) selling illegal cigarettes. But keep pushing that narrative!

I’m a lifelong Mets fan and I don’t even hate the Royals or their fans. I don’t mean to come off as a dick, but you guys are so far under the radar it’s gonna take a lot more than a WS title to make anyone have second thoughts about Kansas City. Honestly, I still don’t know what state you are in.

Well, I certainly wasn’t paying.

That’s exactly why. You have A+ students dying to get into Binghamton for an accounting degree now because they see the folly in paying triple to go to, I dunno, Fordham or Scranton.

WOW. NY State schools are around $23K including room and board. They’re more selective than a lot of private schools now.

God bless the researchers. Talk about an unrewarding life: grueling academics, low pay for scarce jobs, an the chance of losing funding at any moment.

As a Bernie supporter, I’ve met some really dopey people at the rallies and events.

Nah. Islam is seen as an Eastern phenomenon celebrated mostly by brown people. Liberal hatred of Western culture outweighs their hatred of religion by a hair. Where I think the left will eventually get tripped up is the treatment of LGBTs in moslem countries; for now they will strain to emphasize the #notallmuslims…

Social Justice is neither.

I’ve taken to using the term again just because comments like this let me know it still irks you people.

Marvel doesn’t cast enough Asians. Bad.

I was at a luxury box in good ol’ Shea, and the game went into extras. Precious few of the business associates I was with gave a rats ass about the Mets or baseball in general to begin with, and by the 8th inning my wife and I were the only people left. Also left was a fridge full of free beer. No one comes around and…

“We’ve all heard those radio spots in which the pitchman says, “And tell ‘em [insert name here] sent ya!”