Hollywood Knights! I thought I was the only person who remembers that movie!

“At some point you just have to accept your uncoolness and allow pop culture to blow by you.”

You want to really feel old? Try making 1st-gen SNL references. “No Coke, Pepsi” and “You like the juice? The juice is good.” got blank stares. Discussing a medication that treats two conditions at work, I added “It’s a dessert - and a floor topping!” and people thought I was having a breakdown of sorts. I decided not…

The handful of NYC residents who give a shit about hockey are Rangers fans. They marry other Ranger fans. Their kids are Ranger fans. No one is going to switch to the Islanders. And few if any non-fans are going to take up following an expensive niche sport because a team moved to Brooklyn. This isn’t a case like the…

Way too many dillholes trying too hard here with the “What is a Gronk?” comments. Oh, you’re so arch and witty. You’re on a fucking (nominally) sporto website and you’re going to pretend not to know the best TE in the NFL?

My wife just redecorated our bathroom. I hid a Krumm action figure in this fake floral arrangement up on a high shelf; it’s been two weeks and she hasn’t noticed yet. Once she does, she won’t be able to reach it unless I go and get the ladder for her. So Krumm’s gonna be watching us poop for a long time.

I love both shows, and I love Carter more than AoS.

Loved that they brought back the Thanos-Copter for that.

That Barry 2 speech was the most egregious yet. “I can’t phase through this wall, I’m on a different frequency.” “Sure you can Barry! Just believe in yourself!” “OK... Yay! I did it!”

She kept your sister in a drawer? That’s awful!

This is why genre fans were/are ridiculed. Remember the dork outcry over Spider-Man? “Organic webs?!! I refuse to see this travesty!” We waited all our lives for a big-budget Spider-Man movie. For many of us, Spidey is our single favorite character in all of fiction. And yet, nonsense like that happened.

It’s been a very long time since I tried - probably 7 or 8 years. I read an article about the place over 10 years ago, possibly in New York magazine, touting it as one of the best pizzerias in NY (and therefore the world). And they mentioned that you had to get there early, I found that the case - twice we tried to…

No, you are assuredly not. I thought it was great.

Pregnancy is far in the rear view mirror. She didn’t puke once. Never really felt nauseous either. Ate like a death row inmate on his last meal and gained 60 lbs. Which was spectacular for a 5'3 gal.

There’s a pizzeria in Brooklyn called Totonno’s, run by the same old guy for decades. He makes however many pies he feels like making that day, and when they’re gone he closes for the day. I’ve gotten there three times in the early afternoon and been shut out.

My wife just barfed for the first time (other than infancy) on vacation last month. Some food at the resort did her in. It was the day before her 50th birthday. She has this irrational, visceral aversion to puking, and no matter how sick she was she would always fight it off, preferring to hold it in even though she…

When I was a little kid I threw up a couple of hours after my mom made me eat sauerkraut. Partially digested sauerkraut is NOT something you want to experience. It burned, it tasted terrible, the smell was unholy, and it catches in your throat and nose and makes you gag even more.

I don’t get the FF hate. They are indeed the First Family of the Marvel Universe. The comic was great for much of its run and toward the end was a lot of fun, especially the secondary FF book a few years ago.

I am surrounded by Youngs at work. A bunch of them have already seen it, and the ones who haven’t say there were busy or it was too cold out, and are going this week. I think DP has legs.

You saw it THREE TIMES this weekend? You are a good comics person.