Selina didn’t murder “somebody”, she killed a thieving junkie who just informed her that he would have her and Bruce killed. You could argue self-defense. Reg was a piece of human detritus and Alfred is a tool.

Casting Chiklis was worth it just for “Strike Force?” “Yeah, has a nice ring to it.”

No, it’s because she is not just female but a CHILD. Mr. Tough-Guy Secret Agent Man just busted a little girl in the chops. Oh, and why? Because she did the world a favor by offing a thieving, traitorous junkie who had just informed Bruce he would have him killed.

This show has misfired a couple of times - Fish was terrible, the mob war storyline got old - but the nerd rage expressed here and elsewhere is why we until recently couldn’t have nice things. A fun, exciting, beautifully-produced show full of (mostly) talented actors just playing havoc with the Batman mythos. I never…

Unless! Maybe CBS is coming to the realization that relying on my septuagenarian NCIS-obsessive parents isn’t a viable long-term strategy, and they are slowly turning this ship around a little bit. Hell, they canceled CSI and that show was making money and supposedly very popular overseas. Then again, they “replaced”…

Game 6 never gets old. I still cheer that rally like it’s happening live. I read a great line somewhere - that watching Buckner lumber around in the pregame is like watching film of the Titanic launch.

The floor in the urinal area at a sporting event is covered in pee and dirt. You’re letting your pants marinate in that, and then picking them up and putting them back on? You presumably ride home in your car, maybe sit on your sofa when you get home.

I lived in a house with 9 guys and one bathroom last two years of college. Because of logistics it was forbidden to lock the door, and you got used to laying cable with an audience real quickly. (Or you adjusted your schedule so you could use school toilets.) On a Friday evening you’d have one guy showering, one guy…

Actually, I’m pretty sure the Hulk/DD TV-movie came out first. Though I doubt Miller was inspired by it.

Yeah, it’s the outnumbered-20-to-one Mets fans starting those fights.

“I’m well aware that pretty much all the teams in my town are dumpster fires right now.”

“Best you can hope for is a strong support group to care for them and find appropriate help when they have psychotic episodes.”

Trader Joe’s makes this coffee and garlic bbq rub, which I highly recommend.

Sometimes we get too busy/lazy/exasperated to deal with dinner and order the meh pizza from the guy a few blocks away. I am intrigued by this discussion and next time will apply grape jelly to a slice just to see what happens.

One of my college buddies came home with me for a weekend. Saturday night we’re having sausage and peppers, and he asks for mayonnaise. My mom said “Why, you’re not having sausage and peppers?” and he said “No, I always put it on sausage” and proceeded to slather about 1/3 of a jar of Hellman’s on the Italian bread…

I grew up and still live in NYC. We always called the beach near my house “the beach”. Ditto for anywhere else on earth: Long Island, Florida, California, the Caribbean. But for some reason everyone always calls all the Jersey beach towns (LBI, Manasquan (ugh), Belmar, etc) “The shore”. No idea why.

It would have been the funniest video ever if someone capped this POS while he was looking down picking up coins off the floor.

This was their first year, summer of ‘92, in their old location not near Beach Haven. It was a little shack, and it was BYOB. Which we did for this expedition. Not sure if that helped.

They had pictures up of us on the wall for years, even after they moved to the current location. I was immortalized - shirtless, face and chest smeared with sauce, early-90s mullet soaked with sweat in wild disarray, standing up and screaming at the cameraman. Good times. Except for explosive diarrhea.

That’s just it Ollie wasn’t really crying, or even terribly upset. Just sort of introspective. I think it’s Malcolm, or Lance.