I think that’s unnecessary. Robert Redford was a distraction. So was Glenn Close.

You could get to Joe Fixit with 5 minutes of exposition. Banner lands the plane he stole at end of AoU near somebody’s supersecret science lab he knows about because movies. Mucks around with a serum to cure himself. Doesn’t completely work and now he’s gray and retained much of his intellect. Aaaand, go.

I will be SO disappointed if they don’t do something like that.

Yeah, I must have missed the parts about assholes shooting each other.

My Father-in-Law can’t pronounce “breakfast”. It’s usually “brefkast”, or sometimes he really mangles it up in “brixfess” or something.

My sister got me a pack of two half-pound PB cups. Apparently you are not meant to eat an entire cup in one sitting. I did, twice. HEAVEN.

Some 25 years ago I was out to dinner with work people and a coworker said “I’ll have the sal-mon”. And we all laughed our asses off, and teased him about it for years, and always pronounced it that way. And I went home and my family all laughed and started doing it. The result is that now more often than not, without…

Right? I can see coffee because Grrr hrrr I need my coffee... but ordering ice cream is a happy occasion! Yay, we’re getting ice cream! How can you be grumpy in advance of that?

When it actually exists, and isn’t the fevered rantings of the misguided and stupid?

Anyone who describes himself as a “modern-day communist” is an utter imbecile. There is simply no debate. You’re up for communism, you’re a fucking idiot.

The list of things I wouldn’t do on camera for $2M is brief. But Adam Sandler’s gotta be worth over $100M. Why would he make such a mailed-in, absolute piece of shit movie? It can’t be needing money. If he wants to stay famous, hang with his buddies and collect a check, why not at least make a movie that isn’t an…

Nah. Sometimes, dress slacks are too... dressy for the occasion, and look out of place. But you don’t necessarily want to wear jeans. Khakis are the answer.

Women have apparently decided it is OK to wear flimsy, skin-tight bottoms that hug every inch of their thong-clad anatomy and leave nothing to the imagination... and you’re complaining about it?! With all due respect: you shut up, sir, and stop ruining things for the straight male / gay female crowd.

Do they really? He looks like a fucking hobo.

Sandals are for year-round and all but the fanciest events if you live near the ass-end of the sun, such as Florida, Arizon, SoCal, etc.

Yeah, I want another scrawny 22-year-old to tell me I can’t wear cargo shorts anymore. Giant legholes air help out my junk, and extra pockets are handy for my Red Man. So suggit.

I came across that summer camp movie on HBO a couple of years ago and watched out of morbid curiosity. It’s remarkable how multimillionaires will debase themselves for a paycheck. That was an abomination.

Sweatpants other than around the house in winter on the rare occasion the wife lets you lower the thermostat are appalling. But what’s wrong with khakis? I’ve seen this sentiment elsewhere and I just don’t get it. A nicely fit pair goes with anything and doesn’t have to be dry-cleaned.

Wow. Make that statement about any other religion, including the one some of whose adherents stone gays to death and burn women for being raped, and I bet you get thrown off this site. Instead you have assholes starring it.

I used to live next door to a guy who drank at least a case of beer a day, and the better part of a fifth of vodka every night, and barely slurred his words. He didn’t work - he claimed he was retired and living off of investment income - and basically all he did was hang around the house swilling beer from the moment…