I am VERY law-and-order, but I disagree with you wholeheartedly. Prison should suck. There should be no cable TV or sports or conjugal visits or any of that crap, but it is our duty for prisons to be safe. No one should be raped or stabbed if they are under state supervision.

“Safekeeping”, which apparently is the magical alternative.

You got it the first time: keep them all physically separated. It can be done. It would cost a lot to retrofit and/or build new jails but it’s better than allowing awful shit like this to continue.

There’s got to be a middle ground between solitary confinement in a dark room 24/7, or the ridiculous dorm-style including a psycho roommate prison. Lock criminals away from each other, but maybe in barred cells where they can talk to the convicts around them. Or, I dunno, give them an intranet with IM or something.…

Why on earth are prisons set up the way they are? Thousands of shitty, violent people allowed to mix and mingle all day like the world’s worst cocktail party.

That and I have a kind face, I guess.

I’m 48 and I haven’t had an ATM card since I was 19. I carry around a couple hundred in a secret wallet compartment, and I have credit cards. Try telling someone you don’t have an ATM card - it’s like saying you screw your pet hedgehogs. People are baffled.

If I had a son, that would be the thing I stressed about dating: talk to girls. Talk to any girl you meet that is interesting, or cute. Ask them to have a drink, or a hot dog, or to go look at the dead body in the woods with you. The worst thing that can possibly happen is she shoots you down, and you just laugh about…

Hulk’s cognitive abilities have varied greatly over the years, but he has usually been smart enough to carry on conversations, make plans, use tools, etc. There was a particularly awesome period in the late 80s/early 90s (?) where he just kind of dropped out and went to Las Vegas and worked as an old-timey mob…

When I was a kid my two favorite action figures were The Hulk and Dr. Zira. I never felt bad that my parents bought me a Zira instead of Dr. Zaius or Cornelius. Now, was it a little disturbing that Dr. Zira and Big Jim went on long trips in his Action Camper Van and were sort of dating? Perhaps.

Toy companies don’t believe girls buy dolls action figures at all.

I was friends with a girl in junior high. She was absolutely adorable. We would talk for hours, we went to the movies, she bought me presents, paid for a really expensive concert for us once, she used to suggest we leave our larger group and go for walks all the time, and I would wonder why. So what did I eventually…

Ugh, I was impossibly dense until late in high school. Looking back, the signals I missed, the cute girls who really liked me... I was an idiot. I lived in a fog of fear and self-doubt, never believing a girl actually liked me. I basically waited for them to make the first, second, third and up through about…

I may be the only person here saying this, but I will miss Hawaii 5-0. It was never GREAT, but it was always solidly entertaining, had a fun cast, beautiful locations, good action scenes, and some fairly compelling characters and their storylines. I think what killed it was the too-dense and ultimately…

The casual fan finally tuned in because we were told to.

If your wife is in the habit of dragging you shopping, instead of sitting in the corner with your phone, follow her around right before Hallmark Day. More often than not this will transpire: Her - “Ooh, I love this shirt.” You - “So then buy it.” “Oh, but it’s so expensive.” “Eh, let’s get it and that can be your…

these women deserve the protection of our laws

Clearly the best solution is to allow more undocumented immigration.

Wanna see a great Punisher TV series? Watch Person of Interest.

They shoehorned the entire cast into the poster. It’s probably in their contract to be in at least one, or maybe it’s just ego-stroking for all the actors besides Rudd. I mean, is anyone in America going to say “I was gonna skip Ant-Man, but hey, look - that ham from Boardwalk Empire is in it!”.