I wish Chelsea had gone about things in a slightly different way, but fundamentally I see her as a whistle blower and not a traitor. I’m sure it was too politically risky to do this before the election, but I’m glad it happened before Obama left.

Why is your sad faced cyclops lying on his side?

Yeah. When the moon’s in the sky and all you see are blue eyes, that’s a Moray!

I think most people here are too young to remember when Dune was popular. Maybe even too young to remember when Beetlejuice was popular.

In my youth I did a lot of scuba diving, and I learned that Moray eels kind of work that way too. They’re mostly nocturnal and live in holes in the coral during the day. But if you get your hand too close to the hole you might leave it behind.

Booo. That’s a fowl pun.

... explains their fowl temperment

It fits the bill.

HA! The end... so good.... such a good story... I read it out loud to my wife and it was even funnier. Good Kinja.

That joke’sth desthpicable.

Migrated here for this.

I was once walking home from a liquor store with a bottle of wine, when a guy approached me and demanded my wallet. I thought “Oh, I could take him,” and smashed the wine bottle against the wall of a building. He laughed... in my hand, I had nothing but a cork.

That quacks me up.

Mallards never duck a fight.

Would it surprise you that Alan Moore constructed himself a grave specifically for rolling around in though?

Tragic life of Mario Sr, if you also add in the theory that Rosalina is the daughter of Luigi and Peach, meaning his girl ran off with his bro. No wonder he became Wario.

Robot Monkey Jesus, imo

Deadpool was an amazing love story.