I wish Chelsea had gone about things in a slightly different way, but fundamentally I see her as a whistle blower and not a traitor. I’m sure it was too politically risky to do this before the election, but I’m glad it happened before Obama left.

Booo. That’s a fowl pun.

... explains their fowl temperment

It fits the bill.

HA! The end... so good.... such a good story... I read it out loud to my wife and it was even funnier. Good Kinja.

That joke’sth desthpicable.

Migrated here for this.

I was once walking home from a liquor store with a bottle of wine, when a guy approached me and demanded my wallet. I thought “Oh, I could take him,” and smashed the wine bottle against the wall of a building. He laughed... in my hand, I had nothing but a cork.

That quacks me up.

Mallards never duck a fight.

Tragic life of Mario Sr, if you also add in the theory that Rosalina is the daughter of Luigi and Peach, meaning his girl ran off with his bro. No wonder he became Wario.

A sequel to this... I’ll take a sequel to this...

whhyyy? Instead they’ll what? Make another crappy Halo game?

Just a reminder to everyone: Twitch chat in these big events is a collection of the worst things about humanity. Especially AGDQ since it’s unmodded. Just fullscreen or kill the chat.

Yeah, Jackie Chan doesn’t make good movies...he makes Jackie Chan movies.

I don’t think he’s ever been in a “good” movie, but who cares, he just beat up 8 guys with a tiny bench.

Jackie Chan gets a lifetime pass on bad movies for being Jackie Chan.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.