A sequel to this... I’ll take a sequel to this...

whhyyy? Instead they’ll what? Make another crappy Halo game?

Just a reminder to everyone: Twitch chat in these big events is a collection of the worst things about humanity. Especially AGDQ since it’s unmodded. Just fullscreen or kill the chat.

Yeah, Jackie Chan doesn’t make good movies...he makes Jackie Chan movies.

I don’t think he’s ever been in a “good” movie, but who cares, he just beat up 8 guys with a tiny bench.

Jackie Chan gets a lifetime pass on bad movies for being Jackie Chan.

Not only was Forrest Whitaker voicing Saw, but they even animated the Ptosis in his left eye. Now that’s dedication to accuracy.

“Huh?!”

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

If we’re going to post content old enough to be in middle school, there should be a segment on io9 dedicated to content old enough to be in middle school. :)

The metal miniatures alone could stop a Geo Tracker

oh noes! stuck in the mud!

At least this time it is actually teenagers with attitude? The original batch seemed to be a group of plucky, straight-A students who spent their off time hanging out at a juice bar, exercising and volunteering for various charitable causes. 

It made it up the hill. I towed you it would!

As a ball-haver, I’ll say this. Getting hit in the balls is awful. But if men are going to be bigger and stronger (generally, there are a lot of women that could kick my ass in a fair fight) then women absolutely should go after the balls when threatened. I taught my sister that, I taught my nieces that, and it’s the…