I can’t tell if I’m missing a joke or this is the most generic comment of all time.

Good lord, how can you guys be so DUMB?!

Many of the Fire starter pokemon evolve into Fire/Fighting types. It’s not a bad type combo, but many people are hoping that Game Freak does something goddamn different for once. So when the Fire starter starts getting swole af, it’s a bad sign.

Really, ActionTrip? “Master-Chief Lookalike Marine”? Really?

It assumes and ignores a LOT of things:

Because Synths that can pass for human right off the bat, like Synth Shaun, were kind of a huge deal. The entire institute knew he existed and he was confined to either Shaun’s quarters or Madison’s office in Advanced Systems. If the Sole Survivor were a synth, there’s no way the division heads wouldn’t know. You’d…

so excited to play this then get overwhelmed and stop playing again

Square is lazy since they don’t want to rewrite a good portion of the game’s engine to jack up the FPS?

Obligatory comic strip.

“And then just as our Avengers our fighting at the airport these giant capsule pods rain from the sky...”

“No... no, don’t tell me...”

“That’s right, it’s the mother fuckin’ Ginyu Force.”

Free game where? Looks like the Modern Warfare Remaster only comes with the Legacy edition, which is $20 bucks more than the standard price.

This’ll be an unpleasant statement, I think, but enjoyment doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with quality. A lot of people play it, a lot of people enjoy it. Those are different things. :P

Wait. Am I supposed to not like this? I can never keep track of what thing that I secretly like but I’m supposed to crap on in public discussions.

No one cares. If you want to play the old Doom, it still exists with plenty of official and unofficial levels. I’ll be over here enjoying both.

whatever haters this game looks fun as HELL. SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

“One secret could open another. Triggers were smart.”

One man’s praise for abstract level design is another man’s trashy 90's spaghetti maze level design. Easter Egg hunts to find that certain colored key =/= inspired gameplay.

you know you can just get Doom 3 BFG edition and get all three games right?