Sosidity
Sosidity
Sosidity

I want to be the bigger person but inside I was all

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.

One of the weirdest and most disturbing things that came out of this photo was that two differenct fb acquaintances retweeted similar memes pointing to the outrage that these people receive their Narcan for free while the Epipen costs $600. The weird and disturbing aspect is that both of them work in the medical

I was not a fan of that woman at all... She was acting all tough and getting all up in that other person’s face. Once the fight breaks out she has a piercing scream and turns out to be a terrible fighter. Then after getting punched in the face, rather than fighting back she just completely freezes. I was incredibly

Why is the world is the white trash chick not in the truck when they pull out of the parking lot?

Only surprised no one had a gun.

(because Gene Wilder is the only true Wonka)

And that, ladies and gentleman, is how LaComtesse finally scored a ticket for Novemeber*. Now, if you’ll excuse me...

It’s safe to say that the audience...

I wish they had gotten mid-2000s Dave Chappelle up there. He would have lit into that audience like they never saw coming. Chris Rock is great, still funny and smart as always, but has been a little too Hollywood-ized for me.

I’m sick of seeing freaking dogs everywhere I go. Since when did it become ok to walk your dog through Home Depot? Since when did a little vest that says “Service Animal” (because the owner is lonely) justify pushing your dog around a store in a shopping cart?

The funny thing is that blind people had no problem with having their guide dog travel in a crate, as long as the attendant helped them get to & from the loo.

In cargo. Or have flights designated as pet free, which at least helps somewhat.

This is why pets should be banned from airplanes. Service animals aside, your pooch doesn't trump my right to breathe.

Hey, I’m a white, heterosexual male and I don’t have any problems at all, so I don’t see why all those other people are complaining!

We keep talking about reneging. Constantly underbidding is almost as big of a sin too.

Spades is usually for the older heads. Either you grew up around it, or it doesn’t become your thing till you’re >25.

I am white. I know how to play Spades. But after playing with black people, I don’t tell white people any more that I know how to play. Just isn’t as fun with white people.

“Let’s go board” says my sister

Seriously. I’m just ok at spades and I’ve never seen someone renege and not get in the shit over it.