But...but...he’s going to help me get out of the inner city.

“C’mere blacks! Stop wrigglin around so much and get in the job creator trucks. Herrrrrrrrre blackies! Why are you all running? Don jr., get the hose”

I saw this suit in person today!!! I was so close and I touched her arm and it was amazing!!!

Hey man! Gary Johnson wants to legalize marijuana! He’s cool!

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

And then there’s this, from Trump’s director of social media and senior advisor.

Today, Hannity fell for some fake story that came out back in August that Obama said he’d move to Canada if Trumplestiltskin won and offered to fly him to FUCKING KENYA.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

One of his former campaign staffers said Newt made him watch his pre-teen daughters while Newt was out in the parking lot getting a blowjob from another man’s wife.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I am glad he got caught now let’s hope they keep him in jail and the judge do not end saying “well, he has not killed anyone, he just raped some women and wrote something on a notebook about killing females, I bet he has a brilliant future as a fictional writer...”

I would like to ask how everyone is maintaining their sanity through the final 2 weeks of this fuckfest?

I have no mouth and I must puke.

Nasty me, and a car full of nasty neighbor women, nastily voted early today. Then we came home and had brunch with from-her-wherever-marys.

“Trump TV—because ‘Fair and Balanced’ still made us look terrible!”

Not sure if you left out Nick Cave b/c of the “well, duh” factor..? I mean, he had an actual entire album called “Murder Ballads*.”

Nick Cave & Polly Jean Harvey, “Henry Lee”

Happy to see ‘Long Black Veil’ included, always one of those creepy “traditional” songs I love. Johnny Cash nails it of course, and The Band do a solid version on Music From Big Pink but I’ve always been of the mind that Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds can’t be topped.

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…