I love Michelle Obama so much. She’s so graceful and smart and badass. I’m sad that they’re leaving. *sobs*

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

I know, right? He’s already wrecked Cheetos, pumpkins, tangerines, and circus peanuts, goddammit— leave us SOMETHING!

This is America’s Shade Queen, don’t ever forget it.

But was the Planned Parenthood pink dress Clinton wore at the Catholic dinner shade? I like to think it is.

It only seems patronizing to you because you clearly don’t find plus size, dark skinned women beautiful.

Am I a bad feminist if I say that bright pink looks fantastic on Hillary, and her hair & makeup are SO on point!

yup.

YES. Completely. Shitting all over your wife in a public forum is not self-deprecation. It’s being an asshole.

otherwise restated as “person running for president focused on running for president”

 some argue that her laser focus on winning the election has been more of a detriment than anything else.

It’s a solid Yes!

Gabby’s tweet made me cry. I’ve spent the majority of my post-noon day crying so maybe it’s just inertia, but she’s so damn beautiful, her sentiment is beautiful and I love the combination of those three poses on that poster.

I love those Lane Bryant posters with Gabby Sidibe. She just looks so joyful and beautiful.

Hitler literally wrote a book outlining what he planned to do once he got into power and a lot of people just didn’t take him seriously, so the lesson from that is to take politicians who say horrible things at their word and not dismiss seemingly outrageous calls to deport an entire religion or commit war crimes…

There is a fuckton of evidence to point out how shitty a person Chris Christie is - fat shaming is ugly and lazy.

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Thanks for this. It helps me to know that you finally found a solution. My 13-month old is a great kid and a horrible sleeper. She has been since she was a newborn who only napped for 20-45 minutes at a time. She can’t wind down at night, battles sleep, wakes up at a pin drop, and has trouble going back down when she…