This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Jesse Watters and Bill O’Reilly are two of the honkiest, racist, most bass-ackwards, shit-talking, cocksucking cracker shitlords on TV.

Everything about him makes him not qualified for such a title. This is a man who called the convention of preventing and combating violence against women and domestic violence a “feminist propaganda” and was against it, because what about the freedom of poor Polish men?

Somehow I have never seen “BENGHARGLE” and it is the greatest play on that word ever and thank you for introducing it to me.

This is my favorite:

For anyone wondering why someone with depression might need inpatient rehab - I think this is an option most depressed people would avail themselves of if they had the resources. Depression can make every aspect of life feel like spinning plates - taking care of day-to-day responsibilities, keeping up with friends and…

The fun part about tonight is that Pence has earned praise for being a more normative liar than his running mate. He deflected the real questions with concern-trolling and chest-puffing like a normal conservative instead of turning the subtext into text so that everyone can hear how shitty it is.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

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Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

As an old white man, I never thought much about a “rape culture,” and I probably would have denied its existence. It just never really seemed prevalent to me. I would never have said that we didn’t have a racist culture, but somehow the rape connection just wasn’t there for me.

That is exactly what a loophole is. It can be written out of the tax code just as easily as it was written in. It’s not like gambling on an investment HAS to let a multimillionaire avoid taxes for the next 18 years. That’s called “bullshit”.

Meanwhile, last week an IRS employee told me that as long as I was paying rent and buying my medications, the IRS considers me financially competent to pay my taxes. Even if I have literally nothing leftover after paying for those necessities. So basically if you aren’t a fucking billionaire the choice is homelessness…

Because thanks to the politicians creating loopholes to help the wealthy avoid paying taxes he’s probably in the clear as far as tax evasion.

I think he’s referring to when she was on a Big Brother style reality show called La granja and had sex. It’s not really a sex tape. It’s not graphic as they knew they were filmed and covered themselves with sheets. You can hear some graphic language (typical sex talk) but the end he’s just shaming a woman for having…

Let’s get some things straight...

Dear Senator,

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.