No lie, I was once in line behind a guy at CVS, who was buying condoms, lube, Preparation H, and Advil. I have never wanted to invite myself over to someone's house less.

Menopause sounds like a pretty shitty experience overall, at least the way my mom experienced it. Periods also blow chunks. However, periods are easy to suppress pharmacologically and this biopharmaceutical graduate sees no compelling scientific evidence as to why I shouldn't. So, let's put off menopause and stop our…

The sensible plan is to go to a good oncologist and have a second opinion with another good oncologist. One of my fondest memories is of a patient who was planning on having a double mastectomy after her treatment and had completely resolved herself to it grinned at me after seeing the doctor, grabbed her tits and…